The Authors
Rogersworthe: Born to Rom Gypsy parents in the Southern Louisiana bayou, Rogersworthe was attracted to the high amounts of money and dim-wittedness of the stars of Nashville’s country music scene, and moved there to apply his arts as a confidence man on this community. After moving here he then became a Titans fan. While at a strip club, Banana Slings, he met a fellow kindred spirit in Lando. Rogersworthe was then struck with the idea (during their favorite stripper Rodney’s special dance to Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’”) of starting a Titans blog. He then convinced his newly found friend to join him on this venture.
Lando: Lando was born in Japan. His father, Glenn, was a fighter pilot. As a result, Lando grew up in London, South Korea, and Birmingham Alabama. After graduating from high school, he went on to study acting at Juilliard, but failed most of his classes due to the fact that he is a terrible actor. After failing for 20 years to “get the wind in his acting ship sails” he decided that his talents could be used to blog about sports. He met Rogersworthe at a strip club in Nashville, Banana Slings, and the two agreed that Lando should join in on writing about the Tennessee Titans.
Spizz: Spizz (known to most by his stage name “Marky Mark”) was engineered on an Arizona military base in 1955 by government scientists developing a new type of weapons system intended to derive destructive power from the human soul. The endeavor was deemed too dangerous after several years of work, and was eliminated from record, but by that point the damage had already been done. The project’s literal brainchild was sent to spend his remaining youth under Dr. Charles Xavier at a small boarding school in New York, where he excelled in all endeavors and watched the crap out of some Titans games.
The Raging Clam: Born of ancient Druids, The Raging Clam found solace in the bass guitar as early as age seven. From there, the man found his non-emo correct rock n’ roll sound in the guitar. This is before he decided that marching band and playing the drums was cooler than sexy rock stars and since high school, has aimed to a life where he gets paid to hit things. Because of the void of true musicians, The Raging Clam has found that teaching others to hit things would be good. He currently lives in almost poverty with his beautiful wife who although lacks supreme knowledge of sports, could still draft better than the Titans…at least in the first two rounds.
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