So everybody knows that when a Columnist trots out a “5 things we know” column, that he is mailing it in. BIG TIME. So, I thought, if people who get paid, and usually paid well, for this, why can’t I mail it in as well? So here it is. After 5 preseason games we know 5 things. Here they are:
- Jeff Fisher called a fake punt on National TV.
- Vince Young can hit a fade route if you let him try it twice.
- Nate Washington definitely has a roster spot.
- A punt can hit the Cowboys Scoreboard.
- We have a new Defensive Coordinator.
These 5 things confirm many of the rumors heard in the offseason like the Nate Washington signing and a new Defensive Coordinator AND present startling new information, like a punt hitting the Cowboys scoreboard.
And I believe these 5 things are about all you can take away from the preseason. No more, no less. Nowhere else can you find such hard hitting analysis. I am driving to Iowa and will be there for the next 3 days, so if I haven’t committed suicide, I will see you on Tuesday. If I do commit suicide, this blog will be carried on by the 3 other writers, except every post will be about me and how great I was.
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Tags: Dallas Cowboys, Jeff Fisher, Nate Washington, Scoreboard, Tennessee Titans, Vince Young, Weekend Poll