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Posse Review: Wild Card Weekend

January 11th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 3 Comments | Filed in Posse Review

Overall, Wild Card Weekend was kinda boring, but there were some highlights that made the weekend worth it. And the final game of the weekend, Green Bay vs. Arizona, turned out to be epic. Lets review:

Cincinnati Bengals vs. New York Jets: GAAAH this game was BOOORING! Carson Palmer couldn’t hit a stationary elephant, much less a moving Wide Receiver. Mark Sanchez threw 15 passes. Essentially it was like what I imagined watching Iowa vs. Georgia Tech would’ve been like had I been dumb enough to watch the Orange Bowl. The Jets are going to get their asses handed to them by the Chargers.

Only threw 15 passes and wasn't the most useless winning QB

Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles: This game was a bit more exciting, but it still wasn’t as good as I was hoping. It became very obvious very early in the game that the Cowboys are just a lot better than the Eagles. The Cowboys pass rush is unreal, and the Eagles did absolutely nothing to try to nullify it. Jason Peters, a legit Pro Bowl left tackle, had to line up and try to defend Demarcus Ware 50 times with Ware knowing that there wasn’t a chance it hell it was a running play. We saw what happened with that. Honestly, I think Dallas is going to beat Minnesota.

Baltimore Ravens vs. New England Patriots: (more…)

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How does Vince Young not win Comeback Player of the Year??

January 6th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 1 Comment | Filed in Tennessee Titans

You know who won? Tom Brady. Tom fucking Brady. HOW IS HE A COMEBACK STORY!?!?! ALL HE DID WAS GET BETTER FROM AN INJURY!!!!!

Also, Brett Favre received more votes than Vince Young. The mainstream media wonders why people prefer blogs and their newspapers are dying, then they vote for Brett Favre in every award he is nominated in. It’s fucking ridiculous.

Fuck the Media.

Vince, you got screwed.

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Posse Review: Titans vs. Patriots Week 6

October 19th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Posse Review

This was, by far, the worst game of football I have ever witnessed. EVER.

Captain Douche destroyed my team... so much pain...

Captain Douche destroyed my team... so much pain...

This, obviously, is the worst Titans team ever. The team has a horrible mix of old, useless veterans and young rookies who are not ready for NFL competition. This game reflected that in every way it could.

Defense

Holy shit. 59 points. I know that the team was trotting out 3 Rookie CBs, but regardless, at SOME POINT in that onslaught in the 2nd Quarter, did anybody think, “You know, maybe instead of running the same busted scheme that has been KILLING us all season, lets blitz the ever living shit out of these assholes and see if maybe we can make a play in the snow. If they complete a pass for a bunch of yards, who gives a fuck? They’re doing that anyways.” Anybody think that? ANYBODY???

Obviously the Titans don’t have the talent to have a top defense. But I really think the defensive scheme being used right now might be the worst defensive scheme to use for the Titans current defensive personnel. How they keep trotting out 4 rushers and 7 in coverage week after week after week and accept getting COMPLETELY torched is beyond me. Some severe disconnect is going on.

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T-Rac Live Game Chat: Week 6 – Tennessee Titans vs. New England Patriots

October 18th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | 2 Comments | Filed in Live Gameday Chat

Come on in and join fellow Tennessee Titans fans and talk about the game and how much you hate Tom Brady.

By the way do not forget you can now log in with your facebook, twitter, or myspace accounts, which will mean that when you login with any of those IDs, your profile picture will appear next to your name when you post comments.

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Opponent Bashing Thursday: New England Patriots

October 15th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | 5 Comments | Filed in Opponent Bashing

So, Spizz, a kind and gentle soul who understands the needs of his fellow man, texted me this week and asked, “Would you like to fill in for opponent bashing this week? I know the Patriots have a special spot of hatred in your heart.”

Yes, Spizz, I certainly do. But see, it isn’t just the Patriots. It’s Boston. That whole damn city is evil. And not only is it Boston, it’s NEW ENGLAND. I HATE NEW ENGLAND. Hate time:

  • Somehow, Boston gets this reputation for being a smart town. With MIT and Harvard in town, people assume that it means the city has some sort of special amount of smart people. However the combined enrollment of these two schools are 25,796. The city itself has a population of 7,514,759. That means the city of Boston has a population of 7,488,963 of loud assholes named Sully wearing a Red Sox hat backwards while they call each other “gay”, “fahkin retahded”, and “Dahnkin Donahts”. That city STANDS ON THE SHOULDERS OF INTELLECTUAL GIANTS!!   *throws up on himself*
  • Speaking of, the Bostonian accent is literally the most annoying English based accent in the world. New Englanders like to claim its actually a Southern accent, but I would rather listen to Scarlett O’Hara any day than some douche bag from Boston discuss why Wes Welker is better than Jerry Rice.
  • Good Will Hunting was a pretty decent movie. Only one problem with it: it spawned a generation of Bostonians who now say every chance they get, “How do ya like them apples?” Listen needle dick, ITS NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU DO IT! ITS STUPID! YOU SOUND LIKE A CLICHED MORON WHO CAN’T COME UP WITH A REAL THOUGHT!!
Thanks for spawning the worst catchphrase in the history of the world, douchenozzle.

Thanks for spawning the worst catchphrase in the history of the world, douchenozzle.

  • The word “wicked”. Nothing makes me want stab someone in the face with my house key, then stick them in a box with 300 starved, rabies infested rats than somebody saying, “That was wicked awesome!”. Go fahk yahself.
  • Peter King lives there. (more…)

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PosseCast: NFL Lines Week 5

October 8th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | 1 Comment | Filed in PosseCasts

The Meena and I recap Week 4 in which The Meena went 6-8 and I went 8-6. We then go right into picking the games for Week 5 against the spread and also discuss things like the Tom Brady knee rule, how many yards Peyton Manning will have against the Titans, how Meena can literally never win with his Browns (he bet against them; they then went on to cover the spread but still lose the game), and What Braylon Edwards did to piss LeBron James off.

So, take a listen and enjoy our nonsensical bulls**t.

  • Rogersworthe – Week 4 Record: 8-6 Season Record: 38-24
  • The Meena – Week 3 Record: 6-8 Season Record: 30-32

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Twitter Live Blog: Monday Night Football Week 1

September 14th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Live Twitter Blog

8:05:15 PM: Sorry I am coming to the party late. Had some things to do.

8:07:15 PM: Welker… come on man. You’re one of the beacons of the White Wide Receiver Movement. WWRM for short, in case you people are curious.

8:17:36 PM: I love analysts who criticize teams for passing on Tom Brady when they never mentioned Brady the year he was drafted. So freaking annoying.

8:21:21 PM: Surrogates looks like the dumbest movie ever made. Plus VIng Rhames’ character looks like Jack Tatum.

8:22:44 PM: How is Buffalo winning this game?

8:24:16 PM: “Hey, I’m on Monday Night Football dressed as a Minuteman!!!!! And after tonight I am going home to play Stratego!!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!!”

8:26:00 PM: I would fight Dennis Leary in a heartbeat.

8:26:58 PM: Oh shit, Buffalo KILLED that pitch to Maroney

8:42:19 PM: I agree RT @mortreport: Bills fast starters & Pats overrated RT @Johnsy14: @SI_PeterKing @mortreport Bills this good or pats this shaky?

8:42:48 PM: I agree with that call on Adalius Thomas. Totally unnecessary. What an idiot. (more…)

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Lightspeed Links: I <3 Murdering Horses

July 22nd, 2009 by Spizz | No Comments | Filed in Lightspeed Links

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