VYVW!!!!
Titans win, Titans win!!!!! Good God it feels amazing to say that. If you were to come to me before the season began and said the Titans wouldn’t get their first win until November, I would’ve laughed. Right in your face. But we didn’t. We endured some tough times, including one of the worst losses in NFL history. But NONE of that matters to me right now. Because we WON. So to honor Vince Young Victory Week I’ve decided to give him a little shout out before we get down to the nitty gritty. Vince, I’m sorry I doubted you. It was only one game, but it was the best game of football I have EVER seen you play. Congrats. Whats more if you continue the good work and somehow make this season respectable, I will eat my words from the beginning of the year. Way to go man, and way to go Titans!
What makes this victory even more sweet? Oh rocking out and winning in the Pickle Factory. And as much as Rogersworthe likes to brag he’s had it pretty easy so far. He hasn’t had to face me and the ElectricDreamMachine. Because that boat is about to get real, and win the league like it’s never been won before.
Now this is going to be a hot week. I can feel it. So sit back, relax, and prep yourself for who’s hot and who’s not.
Hotties
- Aaron Rodgers: This is getting to be a given for him every week. Having an amazing season so far. If only he had a halfway decent team around him the Pack could potentially contend for the Super Bowl. By the by, any Green Bay fans that still cheer for Brett Favre end your lives please. The guy hasn’t been there for two years, and he’s your biggest division rival. Until he retires you should hate his guts.
- Matt Ryan: Washington is almost as big of a joke as the Raiders. Plus the Atlanta offense is really starting to click. Expect big things from MaRy this week. (He deserves an NFL nickname I think. So his is MaRy.)
- Donovan McNabb: This is going to be the best game of the week, easily. Dallas’ offense has been on a roll recently, but their D still has some holes in it. I think McNabb exploits those easily. Hottie.
- Maurice Jones-Drew: Lando has a lot of love for this little firecracker.
- Chris Johnson: Sexiest player in the NFL. Hands down.
- Pierre Thomas: Cause we all know just how great that Panthers defense is right? Way better than the Saints no-talent offense, that’s for sure.
- Reggie Wayne: The guy is a beast. Even when Peyton is off he still finds a way to catch a TD. In the Colts offense he is one of the best receivers in the league.
- DeSean Jackson: One of the best deep threats out there. He is the Chris Johnson of wide receivers. Can break a huge play at any time. Call me sometime.
- Chad Ochocinco: I used to hate this man. Something about cocky players always rubbed me the wrong way. But then I started following him on the Tweeters. Hilarious. And he usually brings it against the Ravens.
I might be gay for this little peach
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Tags: Chris Johnson is sexy, DeSean Jackson, Lando is a beast, Reggie Wayne, Titans win, VYVW
