After 14.375 seasons with the Oilers/Titans, Jeff Fisher is set to get his next Tuesday when a roast will be held in his honor to benefit the Cumberland Heights Treatment Clinic (a.k.a. Pacman Jones’ new home). We here at T-Rac’s Posse have the first look at one of the leaked roast speeches, written by former defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz.
“When I was first asked to speak here tonight I was surprised. Hell, firecoachfisher.com is still my homepage. Maybe if that site had succeeded I wouldn’t be living in an abandoned dogfood warehouse, sharing a port-a-john with Daunte Cullpepper in a town that actually brags about being home to Eminem… and Kid Rock. But I can’t really complain. While the quality of my life falls somewhere between that of the kids in Slumdog Millionaire and someone in one of the Saw movies, it’s still night and day better than having to take orders from the Jeffery “Cockshiner” Fisher all day.
Tags: Jeff Fisher, jim schwartz, roast, shitty towns
