Hi, I’m Mark Sanchez. I have no real accomplishments in my life as a QB (I almost beat out John David Booty while he was injured, but alas, it was not to be :-( but I still was picked number 5 overall. Trent Dilfer likes me though! You should too. You know why?
Because of this:
and this:
and don’t I look good here?
Don’t you like me now? Pleeeeease, America? ESPN loves me!!! I played college in LA!!! I’m like a hot Brett Favre! I’m the next Joe Namath!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOVE MEEEEE!!!!
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