It’s always been said that Week 10 is the most important when it comes to epic match ups.
And the same can be said for the greatest fantasy league in the world, The Pickle Factory. This is the week that Rogersworthe and I face off against each other, in what is surely going to be a fight for the ages. And in all probability his team is going to work mine. I’ve been in a huge slump the last 4 weeks, going 1-3. I couldn’t have a team filled with more underachieving running backs and wide receivers. But I have faith this week. Faith that my boys will rise to the challenge, and crush my fellow writer.
Starting this week I’m going to do something a little different. I’m going to add a defensive hotties section to all my articles from here on out. Not D/ST. Individual defensive players. And only a hotties section, because it’s nearly impossible to predict who is going to do poorly defensively. But with that being said, let’s get this show on the road.
Offensive Hotties:
- Chris Johnson: My feelings can only be described for you in the classic song Endless Love. He’s been on fire the past three games, hell almost the entire season. And this week against Buffalo should be a cake walk. Just know CJ I would be that fool, for you.
- Adrian Peterson: It’s almost not fair how Peterson gets to play the Lions twice. As usual, the Lions just gave up after winning one game. I think the Lions could stack 11 in the box and All Day would still beat his single game rushing record. Hottie.
- Ray Rice: Best dual threat back in the league. Hands down. If he doesn’t have an insanely good game against the ever so bad Browns, I’ll quit fantasy for life. Not really. But for real.
- Peyton Manning: Might be a little obvious, but the Pats don’t have the greatest passing defense in the league. And the Colts can’t run the ball to save their lives. I mean, Peyton threw the ball 40 f@#$@%@# times in the first half!!! Lando thinks he’ll have a big game.
- Drew Brees: Saints against the Rams. Need I say more?
- Tony Romo: The Cowboys are one of the hottest teams in the league right now. Somehow Romo remembered that he can play at a Pro Bowl level. And just look at what Josh Freeman of all people did to the Pack last week.
- Brandon Marshall: Why is Washington still allowed to play week in and week out?
- Vincent Jackson: Just like the Chargers as a team, Jackson has quietly climbed to the top. One of the best receivers in the league at this point. The Eagles represent are one of the more two-faced teams in the league. Either they put up 35 points and make you look like an idiot, or they just piss their pants and lose to Oakland.
- Donald Driver: I hate Greg Jennings. With the heat of a thousand suns.
I've found in you, my endless love.
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