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Keith Olbermann slams Bill Simmons in writing about Johnny Orsino

March 5th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 1 Comment | Filed in Media Failures

From Keith Olbermann’s Baseball blog (the most boring concept for a blog ever? Yes.):

In the interim I am again left to marvel how somebody can rise to a fairly prominent media position with no discernible insight or talent, save for an apparent ability to mix up a vast bowl of word salad very quickly.

He wrote this about Bill Simmons’ column on Tiger Woods vs. Mohammed Ali return. It should also be noted, for purposes of irony, that he wrote this at the end of a post about some guy who played baseball for the Baltimore Orioles in 1963.

I’m 24, so I have no idea about Mohammed Ali’s comeback. I’ve grown up with every human being worshiping Mohammed Ali (despite him being a womanizing, egomaniacal, jerk to many people in his life) for his amazing greatness and transcendence.

Frankly, I don’t care to compare either. I didn’t read it. Who gives a fuck?

But as for Keith Olbermann, if he wants to see vastly overpaid white people tossing up word salad that will make his skin crawl, he should watch the Big Show reunion on NBC’s Sunday Night Football pregame show. Now THAT is some incompetent stupidity with “no discernible insight or talent” to marvel at.

Now lets bring back the cast from M*A*S*H!!

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Vincent Troia knows what wins Super Bowls

February 1st, 2010 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Media Failures

The key to winning a Super Bowl is this:

Young coaches.

Forget players. Forget top quarterbacks. Forget luck. Forget all of that CRAP. You know what really wins Super Bowls, and it’s coaches who haven’t been with their team for very long.

Vincent Troia knows this. He wrote this impeccably researched article explaining how for the Titans to win a Super Bowl, all they need is to hire a new coach. Really it’s flawless logic. The idea is that most coaches win Super Bowls early in their tenure at a team rather than late. Lets ignore the fact that the reason for that is because so few coaches have a late tenure if they don’t win a Super Bowl, thus marginalizing the sample size, or that the reason why the coaches who won early then didn’t recapture the that winning mentality later in their careers is because they had much worse personnel in their later years. None of those factors matter one bit.

After reading this great piece of statistical research, I decided to do a bit of my own statistical research to reveal some deep truths about several issues that plague the world:

  • The more Blackberries manufactured, the higher the National deficit gets. IF ONLY OBAMA WOULD BAN BLACKBERRY MANUFACTURING, WE COULD CURE THIS BUDGET CRISIS!!!
  • The more nuclear weapons the US stockpiles, the more obese the nation gets. Get rid of nuclear arms proliferation and you get rid of rising obesity. Simple.
  • Beepers were at an all time high the same time the cocaine craze hit America. Simple equation there. Beeper usage leads to cocaine addiction. SAY NO TO BEEPERS.
  • This one will interest Roger Goodell. I found out the guns are being manufactured and sold at record rates. During this same steady climb, NFL Ratings have shot up. If Roger Goodell wishes to keep up NFL Ratings and popularity, he needs to start supporting the Firearms Lobby and keep America buying guns. Otherwise… America will go back to watching baseball.
  • Since 9/11, the use of pay phones has drastically gone down each year. Obviously anybody who was in the payphone business knows who to blame for that industry collapse: Al-Qaeda.

Statistics are amazing tools of truth, people. Use wisely.

These ruthless agents of terror are directly responsible for the decline of the Payphone business

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I hate Peter King and Brett Favre so, so much…

January 25th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 2 Comments | Filed in Media Failures

Original? No. True? Fuck yes.

Kissing Suzy Kolber has all but cornered the market on mocking Peter King, and I salute them for their great work in this field. However, I have to address this quote on my own. It infuriates me too much not to:

No matter what you think of Favre — and it’s no secret I think he’s the most charismatic and interesting player I’ve covered — you have to admire how he bleeds in front of us. He goes out and gets the snot knocked out of him (“We were determined to hit him over and over and make him feel it,” said none other than his old friend with the Packers, Saints safetyDarren Sharper), somehow survives, then makes a throw he never should have made.

See, Peter, no I fucking don’t. I DON’T have to admire shit about the fact that he “bleeds” in front of us. Let me explain why:

  1. Everybody on the damn field takes a beating and bleeds for us. It’s football. Favre doesn’t take half the beating his Offensive Lineman take. IT’S FOOTBALL, YOU MORON!!!
  2. He get’s paid 8 figures. There are hundreds upon thousands of people who would be exactly what he does if they had the talent. It’s a game. He gets an ungodly amount of money to play it. Part of that game is getting hit. So I don’t have to ADMIRE SHIT ABOUT A GUY WHO GETS PAID $15+ MILLION FOR HIS TROUBLES OF GETTING HIT IN A FOOTBALL GAME!!!
  3. He somehow survives because it isn’t that hard to survive. Hits to the head and helmet on a QB are illegal. He is wearing all kinds of state of the art padding to protect his body. In fact, the success rate of survival on QBs is 100%. Not one QB has died from being sacked. Not even David Carr.

Peter King, you have set the standard for heroism pretty damn low. Favre got hit in a football game, then ended his teams season with a truly atrocious decision and throw. By the way, this is the 3rd time Brett Favre has ended his and his teams season in the playoffs with an Interception while the game was either tied or within reach of one score. This is Peter King’s definition of what should be admired and regarded as heroic.

The sad part is Peter King represents the views of several sports media personalities and ESPN as a whole. It’s frustrating and ridiculous. I would like to read just one unbiased approach from a major media member to Favre and his actions on and off the field. Apparently that is way too much to ask. It’s like asking an inexperienced, smooth-talking idealist to run a huge superpower on the verge of serious economic collapse.

Fuck you, fat man.

You would be an abomination to sports writing if it wasn't already so bad.

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Old white men will now tell Kenny Britt who his friends should be

January 21st, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 2 Comments | Filed in Media Failures

Yesterday Jim Wyatt of the Tennessean wrote this blog post about how Kenny Britt’s company is worth questioning because he bailed a friend out of jail.  This is one of my pet peeves in sports. For College and NFL Football it is almost always old white men telling young black men how to live their lives. This has the same feeling to me.

Kenny Britt did nothing wrong, which Wyatt even points out. Britt also wasn’t there when the crime was committed. All he did was bail a friend out of jail. Yes, the friend is charged with some serious crimes, but friends are friends and Kenny Britt has the money. Let’s avoid invading his privacy and let him choose to use his money and lead his life however he wants to within the confines of the law. This is a ridiculous story and ridiculous advice from people who don’t know his relationship with the man in question and how Kenny Britt grew up. It’s asinine.

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Debunking the debunking of Mark Sanchez myths

January 20th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 2 Comments | Filed in Media Failures

I am a follower of a blog called The Big Lead, and for the most part it is quite enjoyable. However, they have writers who have an unhealthy obsession with Notre Dame, Michigan, and the New York Jets. The last one, the Jets, led to a post called Debunking the Mark Sanchez Myths. Well, after reading it I decided it deserved a FJM-style takedown. I am sure many of you will agree. Let’s get it started.

1) The Jets win in spite of him!

False. In the last four games – two to get into the playoffs, and the two playoff games – Sanchez is completing 60 percent of his passes. He has thrown two TDs and one pick. He hasn’t fumbled. He’s basically playing error-free football.

Okay, that’s great. Cherry pick the parts you want. Ignore the 100 yards passing, the fact that he isn’t asked to make any sort of throw of consequence, his Yards Per Attempt Average, their treatment of him with baby gloves by the coaching staff, and the gameplan that Rex Ryan is specifically designing to make sure Sanchez has as minimal of an impact on the game as possible. Why does Rex Ryan do that, by the way? Because he knows Mark Sanchez is the only guy who could royally fuck up his gravy train. I’m sorry, but if the coach is designing gameplans to minimize the influence and effect on the game Sanchez can have when he’s the one guy who touches the ball on every offensive play, then the team is winning in spite of him. The less he does, the better the team is. GO SANCHISE!!!!

The Jets are winning because the defense has been phenomenal, the offensive line has paved the way for the running game, Sanchez has brilliantly managed the second half of both playoff games, and the Bengals and Chargers combined to go 0-for-5 on field goals. (Ed. Note: Italics are mine)

Hey look! An unordered list that is secretly ordered!! No homer would ever do that!! Let’s actually list these effects in a REAL order for how they really are winning:

  1. defense has been phenomenal – True. This is #1. Good job. The rest is off kilter.
  2. the Bengals and Chargers combined to go 0-for-5 on field goals – This is undoubtedly #2. While the Jets probably still win the Bengals game, it undoubtedly changes the complexion of the game if Shayne Graham hits a field goal. HOWEVER, the Jets lose the Chargers game if Kaeding hits the field goals he should. PERIOD. THEY LOSE. Don’t throw any bullshit arguments about how “we don’t know that blah blah blah”. Yes, we do. CHARGERS WIN IF KAEDING GOES 2 FOR 3!!!! This is the #2 reason why the Jets have a conference championship game on Sunday. Everybody who isn’t a homer or Peter King realizes this.
  3. the offensive line has paved the way for the running game – Undoubtedly true. Without the running game, the Jets would have to rely on Mark Sanchez, and everybody who isn’t a Jets fan knows what would happen then: 5 Interceptions.
  4. Sanchez has brilliantly managed the second half of both playoff games – I would like to point out that I am a Titans fan, this is a Titans blog, and we had 2007 Vince Young and 2008 Kerry Collins as our most recent playoff QBs and yet we still have a much higher standard for “brilliance” than The Big Lead. If the way Sanchez has “managed” has been brilliant, then it has to be the most underwhelming Brilliance in the history of the modern Western World.

2) If you only throw for 100 yards in a playoff game

Meaningless.

Yes, absolutely meaningless. It doesn’t matter that the Jets have to manufacture wins and avoid their QB contributing in any meaningful way. Completely and totally meaningless.

The Jets aren’t asking their rookie QB to throw 25-30 times per game. All they’re asking is for him not to make mistakes, convert a few third downs, and put them in position to win the game. He’s done that in both playoff games. There’s a reason he’s only the 4th rookie QB since 1950 to start and win a playoff game: rookies are mistake-prone. If Sanchez has to put the ball up 30 times Sunday, the Jets will almost certainly lose.

Yeah, which is why the Jets are winning in spite of him. If he had to, you know, play like a normal Quarterback, the Jets would most certainly lose. Your words. Not mine.

3) His passer rating – 63 – is so bad!

Take a gander some historical “passer rating” numbers. Chad Pennington is 6th all-time. Eli Manning is 70th. John Elway (79.9) and Byron Leftwich (79.6) are virtually equal in the passer rating department. Read into that what you will.

Yes, all salient points in pointing out why Passer Rating is an overrated stat. However, you inadvertently point out Byron Leftwich is still 13 points higher than Sanchez. The equivalent would be how in baseball, batting average is highly overrated. That’s a true statement in general, however if a guy is batting .205 then its fair to surmise that players sucks ass at baseball. The difference between John Elway at 79.9 and Brett Favre at 89.9 is one thing, but 63 is historically bad. So, just because a statistic is overrated doesn’t mean it’s useless in determining effective play vs. historically bad play. Sanchez threw 20 INTs. He sucks.

(Guess which QB set a few rookie passing records? Rick Mirer in 1993 with the Seahawks. He was never heard from again.)

Of course the Football Outsiders left out two relevant points in the Russell-Sanchez comparison: Russell was a 2+year starter at LSU (Sanchez had one year at USC), and Russell rode the Oakland bench for a year before mopping up for four games in his first year in the pros.

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I am a prophet!

January 4th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Media Failures

I submit to you yesterday during the Early slate of games, these tweets from me via @TracsPosse:

Mainstream Media is lamenting the loss of Welker. Its always tough when the MSM loses a short, white, scrappy player.

followed by:

Expect 35,000,000 editorials on how Welker was everything great about sports and the tragic loss he is for the “real fan”.

Now, here is Peter King’s first 2 sentences of his esteemed column Monday Morning Quarterback:

Now that was a weird day. Sad with the devastating knee injury to one of the real poster children for everything that is good about the NFL,Wes Welker.

I AM A PROPHET!!!! Also, Peter King is a predictable windbag with nothing constructive to say.

Hat tip to Smashville for remembering my tweet and catching Peter King’s opening tribute.

Predictably Useless Windbag

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False Correlations in Football Analysis: Adam Schefter Edition

January 4th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Media Failures

Yesterday Adam Schefter, who I actually think is generally good at his job, tweeted this via @Adam_Schefter:

Eagles had only 10 rushing attempts today, a season-low. According to ESPN Stats, when they rush ball 25 times or more, they are 8-0.

COME ON!!! This is such dumb football analysis. I expect better from Adam Schefter. They are 8-0 when they run 25 times or more because when they run 25 times or more, it means they have the lead and are killing clock. They only rushed 10 times against Dallas because they were GETTING BLOWN OUT! They were not getting blown out because they weren’t running enough. When they were down 17-0, how DUMB would it have been to just pound the run? But hey, if they can just get to 25 rushes, they’re guaranteed to win!!

Come on, Schefty. I expect better. It’s like you’re becoming Bermanized!!!!

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5 things T-Rac knows about the Titans: Week 15

December 16th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in T-Rac

In honor of the tried and true tradition of beat writers mailing in their work for a day or two with the format of “5 things we know about the (insert team here)”, I present T-Rac’s 5 things we know about the Titans. So, lets get to it:

  1. Vince Young might play.
  2. Kerry Collins is bad.
  3. Chris Johnson is fast.
  4. Jeff Fisher defines the term “sagging jowls”.
  5. The Titans are one game under .500.

And there you have it. The 5 things T-Rac knows about the Titans.

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Another moronic SI columnist? NO WAY!

December 4th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Media Failures

Well, believe it. The company famous for hiring Peter King and Rick Reilly now has published this brilliant piece by Adam Duerson. Initially it looks like a harmless little breakdown of the Titans vs. Colts game this Sunday. He even goes with the typical cliche numbered list of things that are important/should care about/keys to the game set up. But when inspected closer, one finds a myriad of horrifyingly dumb statements that are Laugh Out Loud Funny unless they’re serious, and his are. Let me show you.

His first point was: 1. Vince Young has changed.

Fair enough. How true. A bit old hat by now, unless you have some good analysis as to why, but fine. Obviously statistically and by the eyeball test, a true statement. But then he makes his second point…

2. …But he’s still the same guy.

So that is the basis of your preview on the game? “He’s changed! But his identity is still the same as a person…” Soooo dumb….. And it gets worse. Check this crap out:

And now the bad. For all his confidence, Young still makes stupid mistakes that, to me, show a lack of concentration. That game-winner to Britt last week? It was thrown into a slew of four defenders and would have been picked or deflected by a better secondary.

Oh, that’s what you saw? To you, that throw was a bad throw? Lets take a look at what was going on around Kenny Britt when Vince Young threw the ball:

The view of the End Zone as VY threw the ball (Click to enlarge)

The view of the End Zone as VY threw the ball (Click to enlarge)

WOW!! LOOK AT THAT RIDICULOUS QUINTUPLE COVERAGE!!!!! HOW DID HE EVEN FIT IT IN TO SUCH A TIGHT SPOT!!!!???

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