If you’re anything like myself, with a strong affinity for the blog Kissing Suzy Kolber and a strong hatred for the Indianapolis Colts, you will find this post on Stampede Blue (the Colts SB Nation fan blog) rather hilarious. In it, author BigBlueShoe perpetuates the blog’s feud with KSK with general whining and unfounded personal jabs at KSK author Michael Tunison, who apparently ripped him off in Pokemon cards:
Mike Tunison is kind of a cowardly little bitch. I approached him in good faith during Super Bowl week, said hi, and he kind of blew me off like the uppity little prick he very much comes off as in his writing. Whatever. We never spoke the rest of the week, and I think the guy did maybe two hours of total work the entire time he was in Miami. He spent most of the time in the media workroom watching You Tube videos (I think midget porn, but no proof, yet).
If this guy did his research, he would know that midget porn was banned from YouTube (one word) in 2005. I’ve since resorted to DP-Dwarves.com.
But anyway, the real humor comes in the comments. They start out talking about how KSK isn’t for you if “you’re IQ stretches past the bounds of retarded”, describe Tunison as “an adolescent male who clearly has his own issues and will never be a respectable person”, and then proceed to make hentai references.
I don’t know about everyone else, but I prefer midget porn over anime porn. Colts fans can suck it. Go Titans/Saints/Anyone who beats the Colts in the Super Bowl.
Tags: fat humps, Kissing Suzy Kolber, midget porn, stampede blue, whiny colts fans
