Look, don’t get me wrong. Carrie Underwood can sing. She hit every note. She didn’t go overboard. So, why is it a C, you ask? Look at this outfit:
Uh…. what? What the hell is that??? It’s like a cross between Elvis, Al Davis, and Dolly Parton.
Seriously Carrie. You’re hot. Just wear some tight jeans, a tight shirt or a tight Drew Brees jersey or whatever, and wear your hair down.
Hideous. Ruined the national anthem, and made me feel a little embarrassed for America.
Tags: Al Davis, Carrie Underwood singing the national anthem, Dolly Parton, Elvis, Grading the Super Bowl National Anthem
