Every other Opponent Bash post to this point has been written by me, operating under the assumption that the Titans would go out and beat the opposing team. So far, as we all know, this has not happened. My last desperate hope is that these assumptions on my part are the very reason that we have been losing, and, for that, I apologize. This week I have accepted the fact that losing is in the realm of possibility for the Titans. Hopefully karma will accept my humility and reward the Titans with their first victory of the year.
So, without further long-winded ado that you probably didn’t read anyway, ON WITH THE BASH!
(Note: Opponent Bashing is best enjoyed while listening to the CBS Football intro song that makes me want to sprint to North Korea and rip off Kim Jong-il’s head with my bare hands.)
- Thank God this game is at LP Field. I do not look forward to watching the matchup at Indianapolis later this year. Every week it looks like the Lucas Oil Company has covered half of the field in its product. Every game played there should either be after sunset or before sunrise.
- Your team is named after a baby animal. Other possible baby-animal-related team names: the Kittens, the Puppies, the Calves, the Piglets, the Tadpoles, the Fawns, the Goslings, and (worst of all) the Cubs.
I'm shaking in my metaphorical boots.
- Ah, the state of Indiana, where… nothing has ever happened… ever.
- Lots and lots more hate after the jump. More than is healthy, really. (more…)
Tags: blue, bob and tom are not funny, colts, colts sucks, indiana sucks, indianapplebees, lucas oil field lighting, plantar pussyitis, unintimidating mascots
