Damn is it Week 11 already?
It seemed just like yesterday that I was preparing my draft boards. And now here we are. A few weeks shy of the playoffs. And there is only one thing on my mind. What is the best way for me to rub it in that I beat Rogersworthe last week? Because let me say it again. I, Lando, beat Rogersworthe. Last week. I’ve never made an O face so big on Monday. No thanks to Greg Jennings aka Most Hated Player on Lando’s Revenge List.
Well we’re looking at an amazing week. Lots of hot Hotties, and lots of fugly Fuglies. Worried about who to start and who to sit? Don’t be. Cause Lando is here to pick that slack up for you. So lets get this started.
Hotties:
- Chris Johnson: I’m in love with a man. And his name is Chris “Fuck Geometry” Johnson. The Texans aren’t too bad this year, but this is usually where they start to implode. I predict that he doubles his output from the first Texans game. Keep rocking it on broheem.
- Maurice Jones-Drew: Kneeling on the goal line. Nothing makes fantasy owners more sick than hearing about how your stud running back took a knee at the one yard line. Dick. But all things being said, Jones-Drew is a stud. And he is going to put up CJ like numbers on the atrocious Bills D. So do yo thang MJD.
- Rashard Mendenhall: As weird as this sounds the Bengals are good. Really good. But don’t let one off week set you off of Rashard. Cause Kansas City is going to be a pushover. Just like me in all my relationships. (Kills self)
- Matt Schaub: The Titans secondary is one of the worst I’ve seen in years. The safeties are good at one thing: biting on EVERY mothaf*&#@$((*#& play action!!! Excuse me. But Schaub had the best game of his life in Week 2 against the Titans. I think he gets close to that again.
- Philip Rivers: The Chargers are starting to catch fire again. The Broncos were a six game wonder. My bets are on Rivers having a ginormous game.
- Brett Favre: Someone remove me as an author of this blog. Right now.
- Andre Johnson: Freak of nature. I like Rod Hood. But there is no way he is going to be able to cover this man. Sighhh…. I hope our offense does well.
- Calvin Johnson: If he was lucky and smart he only signed a four year contract. Because he deserves to play on a better team. Like Tennessee. But this is the one time I’m banking on him and Matt Stafford actually getting their shit together and beating the Browns aka Worst Sports Team in America. Even worse than the Clippers.
You really need to leave Detroit broheem
Tags: Calvin Johnson, Chris Johnson is sexy, love me some o that Chris Johnson
