Is “Smash and Dash” officially a thing of the past? Chris Johnson says so. And not in an actually-relevant-to-football kind of way. Johnson is apparently just trying to distance himself from the White in order to move on to greener nickname pastures.
So if CJ is now “Every Coach’s Dream” (which I like, by the way– it’s so much catchier, nice and succinct, too), who is LenDale going to partner up with now? Here are a few of our suggestions.
Smash and Ash. The one problem? There's no way he would fit in a Pokéball.
- Smash and ‘Stache, Jeff Fisher
- Smash and White Trash, Kerry Collins
- Smash and Stash, T-Rac
- Smash and Car Crash, Albert Haynesworth
- Smash and Straight Cash, Randy Moss
- Smash and Bangladesh, T.J. Houshmandzadeh
Tags: Albert Haynesworth, awesome nicknames, Chris Johnson, Jeff Fisher, Kerry Collins, lendale white, smashing and dashing, T-Rac
