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T-Rac’s Live Twitter Blog: FAVREAPALOOZA Vikings vs. Green Bay Week 4

October 5th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | 2 Comments | Filed in Live Twitter Blog

7:39:06 PM: wow i can’t stand brett favre

7:40:27 PM: when did monday night football get so gay? what is it with this dumbass country song?

7:41:50 PM: “The Packers and the Vikings gonna hug it out!” huh? What the hell does that mean? FAIL by MNF song

7:43:22 PM: wish the titans would make play calls like that

7:46:34 PM: one word to describe this green bay offense so far. discipline

7:46:34 PM: one word to describe this green bay offense so far. discipline

7:49:11 PM: its weird watching a good quarterback play

7:53:14 PM: “they are relentless, they continue to hunt” ~Jon Gruden. What a fucking idiot

7:54:41 PM: “handoff to Adrian Peterson… WHAT A PLAY BY BRETT FAVRE!!” Kill me now

7:55:47 PM: Brad Childress looks like the top advisor to a 3rd world dictator.

7:57:14 PM: adrian peterson is a violent runner. great quote by jaws. child please

7:57:27 PM: Yes it is RT @sportsguy33: It’s a bad sign 4 an o-line when its starting LT tries 2 roll-block Jared Allen the same way Kevin Faulk wld, rt?

7:58:49 PM: taunting?? really??

7:59:18 PM: did you see how poised favre was in drawing that taunting flag?

8:00:18 PM: Childress looks like a confused old man reading a Waffle House Menu #MNF #Favre #football

8:09:35 PM: “Well this is a play that Favre knows” ~Jon Gruden. Hey Jon, I’m pretty sure he knows all the plays that are called in the huddle

8:13:05 PM: That was just an amazing pass on the run. Fact is Rodgers is a better QB than Favre right now, no matter what the score of this game.

8:15:47 PM: HAHAHAHAHA RT @fb_outsiders: Oh, a little Spider 2 criss-cross! A frontside-backside read! Jargonruden strikes!

8:18:43 PM: “They are not on the same page yet” ~Jon Gruden. Uh yeah, that’s what happens when you skip training camp.

8:20:00 PM: jon gruden. what a fag (more…)

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Lando’s Hotties and Fuglies: Week 3

September 23rd, 2009 by Lando | No Comments | Filed in Fantasy Football

Week 2.  In French this literally means “worst week in football, fantasy included.”  Titans lose, and to rub salt in the wounds the guy I play has a terrible team and ALL of his players have amazing weeks.  Please shoot me in the groin.  No wait, just go and shoot Greg Jennings in the groin for playing the full game and getting ZERO catches for ZERO yards.  Thanks a lot big guy.  Way to cost me a game.

Well enough of my whining for one article.  The time has come to talk of bigger things.  Of the hot to trot studs of the week.  Oh and the ones that you would want to stay as far away from as possible.  Because most assuredly, if you love fantasy as much as I do, the fuglies will fill your week with misery and woe.  Thanks Greg.  Just going to give you another friendly shout out.

Hotties:

  • Adrian Peterson:  He just can’t get off this list.  Clearly the NFL wants Brett Favre to win another Super Bowl.  San Francisco at home.  Killer Croc could have an off week and still get 90 yards and a score.  Wish I had the first pick in a draft for once.  Just going to say it again for all of you who didn’t hear.  AP is smoking this week.
  • Matt Forte:  Has had a couple of rough weeks.  I think he is going to pull through.  Especially this week going against Seattle who let Frank Gore have his way with them.  Also don’t know if he can take anymore of Cutler’s crying.  Don’t think I’d be able to handle it.
  • Fred Jackson:  Oh Fred, Fred, Fred.  You are my rock.  My anchor.  If my fantasy team could have a face right now it would be you.  Also plays New Orleans, and the last time I looked they just ask for the ball back after every offensive possession and forfeit a TD to the other team.
  • Philip Rivers:  Miami is horrendous against the pass.  Peyton Manning just took them apart piece by piece.  I think Rivers is in for a big week.  Side note, I tried to add taunting as a stat you could get points in.  Turns out you can.  Which makes this guy even hotter.
  • Aaron Rodgers:  The only consistent player on the entire Green Bay team.  If the O-Line can’t protect him against St. Louis than I’ll stop writing these posts.  For a day or two.
  • Marques Colston:  Last week he showed us why New Orleans decided to pick him up in the seventh round.  This guy is hot, and Drew loves to give him the ball.  I would too.
  • Andre Johnson:  To quote the great Homer Simpson,”stupid, sexy Andre Johnson.”  This guy is the best wide out in the league.  And he’s going to put up oodles upon oodles of points this week.  Start him.
  • Whoever Peyton Manning throws to this week:  It’s either Reggie Wayne or Dallas Clark.  I would start either.  Both are OK looking enough to go on a few dates with, and they put out often enough to keep calling.
So glad he shaved that off

So glad he shaved that off

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Lando’s Hotties and Fuglies: Week 2

September 16th, 2009 by Lando | No Comments | Filed in Fantasy Football

Man…. what a week.

The only thought running through my head three quarters into the Green Bay-Chicago game this past Sunday was “someone shoot me in the groin… please.”  Titans lose by 3, favorite college team loses by 3, and my fantasy team was only up by 3 and my studs were sucking it up.  Then came the Aaron Rodgers touchdown to Greg Jennings and I was hooting and hollering like a lunatic.  I wound up winning this week, but at a huge cost.  This weekend aged me terribly, and I now suffer from self-inflicted male pattern baldness.  But that is why I love football, and that is why I love fantasy.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.  It is impossible to predict who will have a good week and who will not(unless you are ruggedly good looking and part human part horse.)  But that is what my purpose in life is.  To supply you with names of players who will do well, and who won’t.  And last week I did… about average.  Some guys went off, some guys didn’t.  But you should trust a winner.  And I am indeed a winner.  And you WILL follow my advice, because that is the way of the world.

Hotties:

  • Peyton Manning: This is only a crush still.  Nothing like AP and Drew Brees last week.  But he is looking at a Miami secondary that allowed Matt Ryan to floss their faces.  Plus there’s something adorable about his mongoloid look.
  • Aaron Rodgers: Might be a tad biased, but I am liking this guy more and more.  Once he shaved the molestache off he put up solid numbers against a surprisingly good Chicago defense.  He’s also going up against the Orange Asian Tigers, who’s defense has more holes in it than Shia Labeouf’s hit movie.
  • Adrian Peterson: Once again, this is looking like another bromantic week for Killer Croc(my nickname for him after I saw that weird Nike commercial 24 times.)  He’s facing off against a TERRIBLE Detroit team.  Drew Brees threw for 6 TDs last week, funny part being three of those he threw left handed.  That’s how bad this team really is.
  • Clinton Portis:  Looking good heading into this week against St. Louis.  If he doesn’t score 15 points then we’ll know how terrible the Redskins really are.
  • Reggie Wayne: Must be nice being the only target Peyton has to go to.  Guy put up great numbers last week, and same as Peyt he’s playing against Miami.  Only two words to describe this attractive performance: man-handling.
  • Andre Johnson:  He’s already sent the invites out for a post game 200 yard game celebration.  I hate to say it, but the Titans don’t have anyone who can cover him.  Finnegan is too short, and we all know Nick Harper is going to stay in a cover 2 zone in the flats.  Damn he looks good.
The face that launched a thousand ships

The face that launched a thousand ships

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Lightspeed Links: Worst Top 100 NFL Players List Ever

September 9th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Lightspeed Links, Media Failures

Sporting News released their top 100 players in the NFL. It might be the worst list ever composed. I will highlight a few of the atrocities for you.

  • Michael Vick and Brett Favre on the list.
  • Aaron Rodgers and Carson Palmer are not on the list.
  • Brett Favre is #51. Phillip Rivers is #54.
  • Albert Haynesworth is #6. Haloti Ngata is #92.
  • Michael Roos and Ryan Clady, two of the best Offensive Tackles in the game, are #89 and #91.

How in THE HELL can you have a list of top 100 NFL players in which MICHAEL F*&%ING VICK is on it, but AARON RODGERS IS NOT!?!?!?! This is easily, EASILY, the worst list EVER COMPOSED. Offensive Lineman are kicked to the curb. MICHAEL VICK IS ON THE LIST! BRETT FAVRE BEATS OUT PHILLIP RIVERS AND AARON RODGERS!!!

Okay, here is the scenario. The NFL is guaranteed to die in a year. You are an expansion team. You can pick between Phillip Rivers, Aaron Rodgers, and Brett Favre for your Quarterback. No consideration for the future so it doesn’t matter that Rivers and Rodgers are younger. Just this year. Who do you pick?

I guarantee it’s not fucking Brett Favre. This list though, says you would be wrong. STUPID. Phillip Rivers is 3 times the QB Favre is right now.

PERIOD. END OF DISCUSSION.

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