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Who is going to win Super Bowl 45?

February 9th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 2 Comments | Filed in Super Bowl

Well, congrats to the Saints, they saved New Orleans from Katrina, Drew Brees is great, blah blah blah. We get it. Your time in the sun is now over. It is time to address the question every American NOT on Bourbon Street wishes to discuss:

Who will win Super Bowl 45?

Well, Vegas already has the odds out. They are posted below.

Personally, I think the Texans at 40 to 1 Would be worth a $10 bet. Also, the Titans at 30 to 1 isn’t bad either. It also makes me happy that the Titans are viewed as being that much more of a Super Bowl threat than the Texans.

Suck it Texans.

Other than those two, I don’t honestly see any real value bets on the board. There is no chance in hell the Redskins win, and their 100 to 1 teams are light years away from winning anything. How about you guys? Anything? (more…)

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Carrie Underwood’s National Anthem Performance Grade: C

February 8th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 8 Comments | Filed in Super Bowl

Look, don’t get me wrong. Carrie Underwood can sing. She hit every note. She didn’t go overboard. So, why is it a C, you ask? Look at this outfit:

Uh…. what? What the hell is that??? It’s like a cross between Elvis, Al Davis, and Dolly Parton.

Seriously Carrie. You’re hot. Just wear some tight jeans, a tight shirt or a tight Drew Brees jersey or whatever, and wear your hair down.

Hideous. Ruined the national anthem, and made me feel a little embarrassed for America.

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Moron Sound-Off: Stampede Blue is Funnier Than T-Rac’s Posse

February 8th, 2010 by Spizz | 3 Comments | Filed in Indianapolis Colts, Moron Sound Off, Super Bowl

If you’re anything like myself, with a strong affinity for the blog Kissing Suzy Kolber and a strong hatred for the Indianapolis Colts, you will find this post on Stampede Blue (the Colts SB Nation fan blog) rather hilarious. In it, author BigBlueShoe perpetuates the blog’s feud with KSK with general whining and unfounded personal jabs at KSK author Michael Tunison, who apparently ripped him off in Pokemon cards:

Mike Tunison is kind of a cowardly little bitch. I approached him in good faith during Super Bowl week, said hi, and he kind of blew me off like the uppity little prick he very much comes off as in his writing. Whatever. We never spoke the rest of the week, and I think the guy did maybe two hours of total work the entire time he was in Miami. He spent most of the time in the media workroom watching You Tube videos (I think midget porn, but no proof, yet).

If this guy did his research, he would know that midget porn was banned from YouTube (one word) in 2005. I’ve since resorted to DP-Dwarves.com.

But anyway, the real humor comes in the comments. They start out talking about how KSK isn’t for you if “you’re IQ stretches past the bounds of retarded”, describe Tunison as “an adolescent male who clearly has his own issues and will never be a respectable person”, and then proceed to make hentai references.

I don’t know about everyone else, but I prefer midget porn over anime porn. Colts fans can suck it. Go Titans/Saints/Anyone who beats the Colts in the Super Bowl.

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Super Bowl draws a record 106.5 million viewers

February 8th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 1 Comment | Filed in Super Bowl

That’s right. The game last night was the most watched Television event in American History, breaking the season finale of M*A*S*H, which drew 105.97 million viewers (What the fuck?).

The real question is why the hell did 105.97 million Americans watch MASH? Was life THAT BORING in the 1970s? If old people ever tell you life was better in the old days, tell them to go fuck themselves.

This show sucks. Thank you, NFL, for taking it out of the record books.

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I hope Payton’s ballsy decisions revolutionize NFL Coaching

February 8th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Super Bowl

I’ve already laid out my diatribe on how NFL coaches should go for it on 4th down anytime their team is passed their own 35 yard line and it’s 4th & 5 or less. And frankly, any time you are within 5 yards of the end zone you should go for it. Payton did towards the end of the 1st half, and the Saints didn’t pick it up. However, even by not picking it up, the results showed why a team should go for it when that close to the goalline.

If the Saints kick the field goal, in all likelihood the Colts get between the 20 and 30 yard line on the kickoff and with roughly 1:30 left and 3 timeouts, the Colts would’ve been in perfect position to at least kick a field goal themselves, if not score another touchdown. But after the Saints were stuffed on the 1 yard line, the Colts came out and actually ended up running two of their 3 downs, did not pick up the 1st, and because they were backed up so much they had to punt, which the Saints took and kicked the field goal they would’ve gotten anyways, except this time there was no time for the Colts to mount an answering drive.

Sean Payton deserves this just for trying the onside kick

The call that really was ballsy and impressive was the onside kick. It worked – barely. But even if it hadn’t worked, I love the call.

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Posse Review: Super Bowl 44 – Colts vs. Saints

February 8th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Posse Review, Super Bowl

WHAAAA!?!?!?! This is so great. Peyton Manning, the man who could have solidified his position as the greatest Quarterback ever, and in one game he finds a way to move himself back a spot. EVERYBODY is ripping him. I couldn’t have imagined a better outcome. Let me take you through the emotional rollercoaster that was my manic thought process throughout the game:

1st Quarter: Colts 10 Saints 0. Peyton Looked awesome, and I was pissed that on 3rd and 2 the Saints went deep. Cost them a drive and it looked like this game was headed for blowout central. Anybody else dread this could finish with the Colts winning by 20+ after the 1st Quarter? I did.

He looked unstoppable in the 1st Quarter and I felt sick.

2nd Quarter: Saints 6 Colts 0. Talk about ball control!! The Saints had 26 of the 32 final plays of the 2nd half… but they couldn’t score touchdowns. When the Saints got stuffed on that 4th and goal, I was convinced, even while the got the ball back and kicked a field goal, that they were in some serious trouble. YOU GOTTA SCORE TOUCHDOWNS AGAINST THE COLTS!!! Oh man. I was convinced the Colts had this in the bag. And then…

3rd Quarter: Saints 10 Colts 7. ONSIDE KICK!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!! ARE THE SAINTS GONNA WIN??? THIS IS AWESOME!!!! I did a complete about face and thought the Saints were going to win this game.

Pierre Thomas scored the TD that got the Saints back in the game

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Saints win! Why? Because I called it

February 7th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 3 Comments | Filed in Super Bowl

That’s right. I picked the Saints. It’s on the record. And I am a genius.

Congrats to Who Dat nation, but you really should thank me. I am the Super Bowl MVP.

The guy who won the Super Bowl MVP

Congrats to Drew Brees. He definitely deserved it. I am willing to let him have the award. (more…)

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Posse Preview: Super Bowl 44 – Colts vs. Saints

February 5th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Posse Preview, Super Bowl

Here it is, what you have all been waiting for… the last Posse Preview of the season! Admit it. You’ve been waiting. Well… lets get down to business, shall we?

How the Saints win the game: Offense. Offense. Offense. I think the Saints will need a 35+ point output to win. Luckily for them, that is possible. But it’s not just the points, it’s the consistency. If they put up 28 points before the half but then repeat the 2nd half they had against the Vikings, they’ll still lose. They need two consistent halves of moving the ball, eating up clock, and scoring touchdowns.

They also will have to somehow win the turnover battle. Since that is mainly luck though, hard to plan on that.

Come on buddy, win one for a random Titans fan blog!!

How the Colts win the game: (more…)

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F___ YOU BRETT FAVRE!!!! F___ YOU MARK SANCHEZ!!! WHAT A DAY!!!

January 24th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Super Bowl

WHAT AN ENDING!!!!

Brett Favre throwing into a defenders chest! Mark Sanchez… sucking!!! This is great!!!

DIE YOU DEMONIAC FROM HELL!!!!

I am loving this. Favre couldn’t have ended his career in any better fashion. Interception followed by watching his team lose because of a coin flip and a bullshit pass interference call. FAVRE!!! YOU DESERVE IT YOU FUCKWAD!!! SHADENFAVRE!!!

On top of it, SANCHEZ has a 17-6 lead and THEN LOSES IT!!

CRY BABY SANCHEZ LOSES!!! WHAT A DAY!!!

I couldn’t have asked for better endings in either game. Both guys can only be said to have choked AND NOW I WON’T HAVE TO HEAR FROM THEM FOR 9 MONTHS!!! YES YES YES!!!!!

Sometimes, life is just kind.

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