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Moron Sound-Off: Stampede Blue is Funnier Than T-Rac’s Posse

February 8th, 2010 by Spizz | 3 Comments | Filed in Indianapolis Colts, Moron Sound Off, Super Bowl

If you’re anything like myself, with a strong affinity for the blog Kissing Suzy Kolber and a strong hatred for the Indianapolis Colts, you will find this post on Stampede Blue (the Colts SB Nation fan blog) rather hilarious. In it, author BigBlueShoe perpetuates the blog’s feud with KSK with general whining and unfounded personal jabs at KSK author Michael Tunison, who apparently ripped him off in Pokemon cards:

Mike Tunison is kind of a cowardly little bitch. I approached him in good faith during Super Bowl week, said hi, and he kind of blew me off like the uppity little prick he very much comes off as in his writing. Whatever. We never spoke the rest of the week, and I think the guy did maybe two hours of total work the entire time he was in Miami. He spent most of the time in the media workroom watching You Tube videos (I think midget porn, but no proof, yet).

If this guy did his research, he would know that midget porn was banned from YouTube (one word) in 2005. I’ve since resorted to DP-Dwarves.com.

But anyway, the real humor comes in the comments. They start out talking about how KSK isn’t for you if “you’re IQ stretches past the bounds of retarded”, describe Tunison as “an adolescent male who clearly has his own issues and will never be a respectable person”, and then proceed to make hentai references.

I don’t know about everyone else, but I prefer midget porn over anime porn. Colts fans can suck it. Go Titans/Saints/Anyone who beats the Colts in the Super Bowl.

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Moron Sound Off: Hot Route Edition

September 28th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | 6 Comments | Filed in Moron Sound Off

So, I haven’t done a Moron Sound Off in a long time and I like to let the commenters have their say without much ridicule. Okay, that is a total lie, I declare war on commenters on a regular basis. However, this was too much fun to pass up.

“clearly u have no fucking idea what the hell ur talking about…..he had hot routes the whole game, when u blitz that fast u cant throw a hot route u dumb fucking piece of shit….y dont u stick to being an fat idiot sitting behind ur computer, and let the coaches and players do their jobs……and its hard to incorporate wrs that DROP BALLS…..kill urself”

First off, I can’t really tell what perspective this guy is coming from. Is he a Kerry Collins fan? Mike Heimerdinger fan (do those exist)? Anyways, here goes:

  1. If he had hot routes the whole game, then why were his receivers 12+ yards down the field when the blitz would get to him? Why was Chris Johnson blocking? Why was a safety valve nowhere to be seen?
  2. If the coaches were doing their jobs, a team this talented wouldn’t be 0-3. I watch every Titans game. I have bought tickets to a game this year. I have several things that are Titans memorabilia. I visit their site, Titans Online, all the time. All of this which makes me a consumer of their product. As of such, I demand a certain level of quality from this product I partake in, and so far it has not reached my standards. I am using one of several mediums, specifically the internet, to communicate this disappointment. This is how it should be, dipshit. All of the members of this team from the GM to the coaches to the players, are recompensed EXTREMELY well for the jobs they do, and if they fail at it, as a consumer I will let them know. If you think I should just sit back and let them fail just because I’ve never played before or I don’t know how hard it is to be a coach, then you’re a fucking moron. Which you are, because that’s what you said.
  3. The Wide Receivers did drop balls, but not all 13 at the end of the game. Nor did they drop the balls that the Jets intercepted. He had 4 or 5 dropped balls (depending on what you count as a drop). His overall completion numbers were 15/37. So add 4 drops and you have 19/37. Still not so great. However, I was willing to concede to Collins that his problem was also the lack of hot route options on all out blitzes. So based on the numbers, drops included, either Collins or Heimerdinger did not do their job as they should, and I imagine it is a combination of both.
  4. You can’t call somebody an idiot then spell “you’re” like “ur”. Ur is an ancient city of Mesopotamia, not the contraction form of “you are”.
  5. No, I will not kill myself. Religious reasons mainly, although the Titans and the media slobberknocking over Brett Favre are putting that to the test.

Join me next… whenever for Moron Sound Off.

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Moron Sound Off

May 14th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Moron Sound Off

So, we missed a week. Sorry, been busy. Anyways, I found a doozy. Ready?

“i don’t see why any team wouldn’t sign plax. he’s not a criminal, he was just being stupid. just because he is a professional football player doesn’t mean he can’t be human for a night. plax, britt, washington and cook at te. even vince young would be good with those weapons”

www.dictionary.com’s definition of a criminal:

crim⋅i⋅nal
[krim-uh-nl] –adjective

1. of the nature of or involving crime.
2. guilty of crime.

Well, I don’t know if our buddy has seen this, but Plaxico was charged with two felony accounts of CRIMINAL possession of a weapon. Bail was set at $100,000.

Of course, I understand his point of being human for a night. God knows how many times I’ve gone to a night club and just accidentally tucked my gun into my pants and accidentally fired the gun. In fact, I imagine probably 97% of our readers can relate to this scenario. And you 3% who can’t, just go join a monastery you self-righteous assholes. I’M ONLY HUMAN!!!! So I bring a gun to a night club every once and awhile!! Lay off!!

Oh, and one final point. Vince Young would not be good with those weapons. He wouldn’t be good with Jerry Rice and Randy Moss at WR, Antonio Gates at TE, Daryl “Moose” Johnston at FB, and Jim Brown at RB.

People, get it in your head!!! Vince Young SUCKS!!!! See you next week. Over and out.

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Moron Sound Off

April 23rd, 2009 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Moron Sound Off

So, this week on Moron Sound Off, in the Titans forums we find a debate raging about… picking up women. As you can imagine, there were lots of candidates, including a guy whose tag line was “DeadgirlscantsayNo” claiming he could pick up more chicks in fewer words than anybody on the whole forum list. But the one that takes the cake is this:

“LL Cool J is not gay.

He’s hard as hell. Battle anybody, I dont care who you tell. He excel. They all fail. Double L must rock the bells.”

HOW TRUE!!! LL COOL J IS HARD AS HELL!!! DIDN’T YOU SEE HIS WASHBOARD ABS IN SWAT!?!?! YOU COULD… USE IT AS A WASHBOARD!!!

Not only that, his performance in Deep Blue Sea as Sherman “Preacher” Dudley is unbelievable.

Honestly, I do not have a problem with LL Cool J, especially after he revealed his secret to getting rich, which is to use Swagger deodorant. But still… to try and rap about it in a Tennessee Titans forum, and to make that rap not even make sense? Who will battle anybody? You or LL Cool J? Are you authorized to make that statement on his behalf? Can I really tell anybody he will battle them? And why would I even want to do that? Who is they? So everybody fails but LL Cool J? And is “bells” a reference to women? Shouldn’t it be “belles”? Whatever.

Join us next week as some idiot undoubtedly will enlighten us with his opinion on the draft about how we should’ve traded up to draft Mark Sanchez, then put Vince Young in the slot with Kerry Collins at Tight End (after all, he’s a playmaker and we need him on the field with Sanchez).

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Moron Sound Off

April 16th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in Moron Sound Off

Well, I am going to begin a weekly post on stupid posts found in Titans forums all across the web called Moron Sound Off. I hope you all enjoy it. This week we have discussions before the draft on trading for Brady Quinn, who apparently would look great in two-toned blue according to many.

This post, however, tops that dumb ass. It’s so dumb, you won’t be able to breath. So, get plenty of oxygen. Prepare yourself. And… here it is.

“Trade our 1st and 3rd for Quinn. Trade White, Collins ,2nd, 4th, and a 2nd next year for a top 5 pick and draft Crabtree. maybe? doubt it, but would be cool”

What. the. fuck.

I think it’s time the Titans established a Fandom Inquisition and elected me as it’s Chief Inquisitor. At that point I would present this proposal to every Titans fan in the world with two choices to circle: “Retarded… this is from a message board isn’t it?” and “Amazing!! Did Fisher tell you this idea? Because it’s amazing.” Punishment for wrong choice? Automatically relegated to Raider Nation, which I guess would actually be somewhat rewarding for them since trades like this do happen in Raider Nation.

This is Sampsiceramos bringing your weekly Moron Sound Off. See you next week with more deliciousness.

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