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Moron Sound-Off: Stampede Blue is Funnier Than T-Rac’s Posse

February 8th, 2010 by Spizz | 3 Comments | Filed in Indianapolis Colts, Moron Sound Off, Super Bowl

If you’re anything like myself, with a strong affinity for the blog Kissing Suzy Kolber and a strong hatred for the Indianapolis Colts, you will find this post on Stampede Blue (the Colts SB Nation fan blog) rather hilarious. In it, author BigBlueShoe perpetuates the blog’s feud with KSK with general whining and unfounded personal jabs at KSK author Michael Tunison, who apparently ripped him off in Pokemon cards:

Mike Tunison is kind of a cowardly little bitch. I approached him in good faith during Super Bowl week, said hi, and he kind of blew me off like the uppity little prick he very much comes off as in his writing. Whatever. We never spoke the rest of the week, and I think the guy did maybe two hours of total work the entire time he was in Miami. He spent most of the time in the media workroom watching You Tube videos (I think midget porn, but no proof, yet).

If this guy did his research, he would know that midget porn was banned from YouTube (one word) in 2005. I’ve since resorted to DP-Dwarves.com.

But anyway, the real humor comes in the comments. They start out talking about how KSK isn’t for you if “you’re IQ stretches past the bounds of retarded”, describe Tunison as “an adolescent male who clearly has his own issues and will never be a respectable person”, and then proceed to make hentai references.

I don’t know about everyone else, but I prefer midget porn over anime porn. Colts fans can suck it. Go Titans/Saints/Anyone who beats the Colts in the Super Bowl.

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It’s official: Marvin Harrison is a murderer

January 26th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 3 Comments | Filed in Indianapolis Colts

Despite the complete naive ignorance of the worst ambassador for Colts fans EVER, it turns out the most noted columnist from Indianapolis sees Marvin Harrison for what he is: a cold-blooded murderer (and probably a communist). Listen below:

That’s right. Bob Kravitz thinks Marvin Harrison is a murderer.

Marvin Harrison: Murderer and Hater of Freedom

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Need something to make you smile? Enjoy the tears of Colts fans

December 28th, 2009 by Rogersworthe | 2 Comments | Filed in Indianapolis Colts

The Colts are a lot better than the Titans. There. I said the obvious. That doesn’t mean, as a Titans fan, I can’t enjoy a little bitter Colts tears over the anguish they feel because their team “quit” yesterday.

Here is a quick little breakdown of some keywords used in this post:

  • Quit – 116 uses
  • Fans – 89 uses
  • fuck – 36 uses
  • screw – 13 uses
  • lose – 44 uses
  • Polian – 96 uses
  • and, as always, Manning takes the cake with 145 uses. All of them verbally jerking him off.

It’s just a very enjoyable read. What can I say? I’m demented that way. But so are you if you’re reading this blog, so you’ll love it. GO READ!!

Manning be no happy...

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Opponent Bashing Thursday: Indianapolis Colts

October 8th, 2009 by Spizz | 10 Comments | Filed in Indianapolis Colts, Opponent Bashing

Every other Opponent Bash post to this point has been written by me, operating under the assumption that the Titans would go out and beat the opposing team. So far, as we all know, this has not happened. My last desperate hope is that these assumptions on my part are the very reason that we have been losing, and, for that, I apologize. This week I have accepted the fact that losing is in the realm of possibility for the Titans. Hopefully karma will accept my humility and reward the Titans with their first victory of the year.

So, without further long-winded ado that you probably didn’t read anyway, ON WITH THE BASH!

(Note: Opponent Bashing is best enjoyed while listening to the CBS Football intro song that makes me want to sprint to North Korea and rip off Kim Jong-il’s head with my bare hands.)

  • Thank God this game is at LP Field. I do not look forward to watching the matchup at Indianapolis later this year. Every week it looks like the Lucas Oil Company has covered half of the field in its product. Every game played there should either be after sunset or before sunrise.
  • Your team is named after a baby animal. Other possible baby-animal-related team names: the Kittens, the Puppies, the Calves, the Piglets, the Tadpoles, the Fawns, the Goslings, and (worst of all) the Cubs.

    Im shaking in my metaphorical boots.

    I'm shaking in my metaphorical boots.

  • Ah, the state of Indiana, where… nothing has ever happened… ever.
  • Lots and lots more hate after the jump. More than is healthy, really. (more…)

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