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Possible New Nickname Buddies For LenDale

June 24th, 2009 by Spizz | 3 Comments | Filed in Baltimore Ravens, T-Rac, Tennessee Titans

Is “Smash and Dash” officially a thing of the past? Chris Johnson says so. And not in an actually-relevant-to-football kind of way. Johnson is apparently just trying to distance himself from the White in order to move on to greener nickname pastures.

So if CJ is now “Every Coach’s Dream” (which I like, by the way– it’s so much catchier, nice and succinct, too), who is LenDale going to partner up with now? Here are a few of our suggestions.

Smash and Ash. The one problem? There's no way he would fit in a Pokéball.

Smash and Ash. The one problem? There's no way he would fit in a Pokéball.

  • Smash and ‘Stache, Jeff Fisher
  • Smash and White Trash, Kerry Collins
  • Smash and Stash, T-Rac
  • Smash and Car Crash, Albert Haynesworth
  • Smash and Straight Cash, Randy Moss
  • Smash and Bangladesh, T.J. Houshmandzadeh

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You Can’t Date the Girl who Dumped Your Brother

March 14th, 2009 by The Raging Clam | 3 Comments | Filed in Baltimore Ravens

We don’t need classic examples of well-told love stories for us to learn that you don’t sleep with the woman who just dumped your brother. I know they did something like that on the “best” comedy of all time, but this syndrome with the Titans has got to stop.

What am I referring to? THE RAVENS. THE S*#$-LOVING C(#*K-GOBBLING RAVENS! They shamed us, and have shamed us over and over. Yet our players go into free agency and then score on us!

Chris Carr, a valued member of the Tennessee Titans is now a S*#$T-LOVING, C(#*K-GOBBLING Raven. Now I KNOW it’s a freakin’ free world, and there is no real solution, but can’t we make them sign something that says something like “upon free agency, you may go to any team BUT the S*#$T-LOVING, C(#*K-GOBBLING Ravens, or we’ll send this guy after you.”
In all seriousness, the Ravens want to be us, and even find ways to beat us. Maybe the Titans don’t hate them as much as we do, but again I say it’s time to be men, real fans that say no to such poor conduct and actions unbecoming of a brother.
Maybe it’s time for us to take matters into our own hands.

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