That’s right. The game last night was the most watched Television event in American History, breaking the season finale of M*A*S*H, which drew 105.97 million viewers (What the fuck?).
The real question is why the hell did 105.97 million Americans watch MASH? Was life THAT BORING in the 1970s? If old people ever tell you life was better in the old days, tell them to go fuck themselves.

This show sucks. Thank you, NFL, for taking it out of the record books.
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Maybe nothing else good was on?