Well here I go again. For the last time this year.
I don’t really count last week as a football week even with the Pro Bowl. That game has become a joke. When Kyle Vanden Bosch, Vince Young, and David Garrard are representatives in the AFC you know something is wrong. These are supposed to be the best players in the league. Come on.
But now the time has come to talk of bigger things. It’s Super Bowl time. And it’s time for me to pick who’s going to peak all over the place, and who’s going to drop the ball big time. So without further adieu…
New Orleans at Indianapolis: I’m hoping for a close game. This has potential to be one of the highest scoring games we will ever have the pleasure of viewing. But if the Saints played like they did against Minnesota than it’s going to easily be a blowout. 6 fumbles in a game is never going to happen again. In my mind the Saints need to play the perfect game to win. Cause if you don’t Manning is going to bend you over.
Big Games:
- Peyton “Zeus” Manning: I hate him. But I also have a grudging respect for him. So instead I’m going to give a big shoutout to all you faggot UT fans who are fans of the Colts because of Manning. Kiss my ass and suck my dick. You are an embarrassment to humanity and get over the fact that Peyton went to your school over a decade ago. How many National Championships did Peyton bring home? Let me check. Oh ZERO. So take his genitals out of your mouth for two seconds and continue bitching about Lane Kiffin.
- Drew Brees: Minnesota was a shitty game for him. Not going to say a fluke, but he usually bounces back after having a mediocre day. He’ll need to be spot on for the Saints to even have a chance in this one. I’m also going to send a petition around for Brees to bite the bullet and shave his head. Losing your hair blows, but it’s obvious you’re trying to cover it up. If I didn’t like Brees I would be ripping into this.
- Dwight Freeney: He’s playing. And I wonder if anyone pisses him off by calling him Dwigt. Just a random heroin induced thought.
- Sean Payton: Coaching is way overrated. But this guy is the best offensive tactician in the league. The Saints have the ability to quick strike like none other, and they have a top ten running game to go with it. He’s really turned this team around.
- Mike Vanderjagt: I think that’s how you spell his fucked up name. Wonder where he’s delivering pizzas these days?
Shit Eaters:
- Reggie Bush: How the hell is he getting so much publicity?? The guy has hardly done ANYTHING for this team! He’s not even the best running back on their roster. ”But he’s so…. versatile,” you say. Bull. The guy has speed, I’ll give him that. But I say he’s a product of the system. The Saints should trade Bush for Darren Sproles. Sproles is just as fast, and if he were in that Saints offense he’d have ballin numbers. Bush’s “great” stats for the Arizona game doesn’t even include 100 yards rushing. Congrats New Orleans for picking a faster version of Kevin Faulk with the Number 2 pick. P.S. Kardashian is overrated and if it wasn’t for her balloon rear and a sex tape no one would ever mention her name. I pray for that day to come.
- Gary Brackett: I had no idea who to put on here for the Colts. So I chose the one guy who annoys me for some reason. So ef you Brackett.
One last comment before I resume my daily dose of TV.
GO SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN TO WATCH THE COLTS LOSE
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