The key to winning a Super Bowl is this:
Young coaches.
Forget players. Forget top quarterbacks. Forget luck. Forget all of that CRAP. You know what really wins Super Bowls, and it’s coaches who haven’t been with their team for very long.
Vincent Troia knows this. He wrote this impeccably researched article explaining how for the Titans to win a Super Bowl, all they need is to hire a new coach. Really it’s flawless logic. The idea is that most coaches win Super Bowls early in their tenure at a team rather than late. Lets ignore the fact that the reason for that is because so few coaches have a late tenure if they don’t win a Super Bowl, thus marginalizing the sample size, or that the reason why the coaches who won early then didn’t recapture the that winning mentality later in their careers is because they had much worse personnel in their later years. None of those factors matter one bit.
After reading this great piece of statistical research, I decided to do a bit of my own statistical research to reveal some deep truths about several issues that plague the world:
- The more Blackberries manufactured, the higher the National deficit gets. IF ONLY OBAMA WOULD BAN BLACKBERRY MANUFACTURING, WE COULD CURE THIS BUDGET CRISIS!!!
- The more nuclear weapons the US stockpiles, the more obese the nation gets. Get rid of nuclear arms proliferation and you get rid of rising obesity. Simple.
- Beepers were at an all time high the same time the cocaine craze hit America. Simple equation there. Beeper usage leads to cocaine addiction. SAY NO TO BEEPERS.
- This one will interest Roger Goodell. I found out the guns are being manufactured and sold at record rates. During this same steady climb, NFL Ratings have shot up. If Roger Goodell wishes to keep up NFL Ratings and popularity, he needs to start supporting the Firearms Lobby and keep America buying guns. Otherwise… America will go back to watching baseball.
- Since 9/11, the use of pay phones has drastically gone down each year. Obviously anybody who was in the payphone business knows who to blame for that industry collapse: Al-Qaeda.
Statistics are amazing tools of truth, people. Use wisely.
These ruthless agents of terror are directly responsible for the decline of the Payphone business
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