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I wish John Travolta had never been in Pulp Fiction

January 29th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 4 Comments | Filed in Off-season Boredom

By all accounts, when John Travolta took the role of Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction, he was on his way out. Had he not gotten that role, by 1998 he would’ve never been heard from except on “Where are they Now?” VH1 specials. But he did. And this is how he has rewarded us:

  • White Man’s Burden (1995): Never heard of it.
  • Get Shorty (1995): Flaming pile of crap.
  • Broken Arrow (1996): I saw this movie, and I can’t remember what it’s about. Something with the army. Needless to say, if I forgot, it sucks.
  • Phenomenon (1996): Man gains mysterious powers of telepathy because of a brain tumor, and loses them when he gets healed. GAY.
  • Michael (1996): John Travolta as the Archangel Michael. Whoever wrote that script should be lined up in front of a Cuban firing squad and shot.

    Yes, John Travolta has wings in this movie.

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Kevin Mawae named to the All-Decade Team

January 29th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | No Comments | Filed in TItans News Updates

Kevin Mawae gets selected to the All-Decade Team. Fairly meaningless award, but a better accomplishment than the Pro Bowl (I’m speaking to you, Vince Young).

All-Decade badass

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PosseCast: Ding! Dong! Brett Favre is Dead!

January 28th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 3 Comments | Filed in PosseCasts

Lando, The Meena, and I start of reveling in the failure of Brett Favre and marvel at how good Peyton Manning is. We then end up discussing Marvin Harrison and whether he should be in the Hall of Fame if he is convicted of murder. We then drift on to the topics of Mass Effect 2, Greg Oden’s HUGE penis, and the Cleveland Cavs.

Warning: Parts are a bit (read: A LOT) vulgar and graphic when discussing Greg Oden’s penis, so listen at own risk.

So… after that warning I encourage you to take a listen and enjoy our moronic ramblings!

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If Marvin Harrison gets convicted of murder, would he still go to the Hall of Fame?

January 27th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 6 Comments | Filed in Random Thoughts

Commenter Dark Magik posed this question earlier on my post declaring Marvin a murderer. First off, I immediately asked Jimmy of Music City Miracles what he though and this is what he said:

Rogersworthe: I’ve got a question for you. If Marvin Harrison gets convicted of murder, will he still be elected to the Hall of Fame?

Jimmy: Are you asking if he will or if he should?

Rogersworthe: will

Jimmy: no

Rogersworthe: Flat out no? No chance?

Jimmy: I dont think so

Rogersworthe: hmmm… I think you’re probably right. Too many voters wouldn’t vote and claim to be taking a stand.

Jimmy: that is exactly what i think. It would be a whatever of the hall. Integrity would be compromised!

I obviously agree. I just think too many voters would not vote over that issue for him to ever get in. However, the next question I asked him led to this exchange:

Rogersworthe: so, should he?

Jimmy: yes because the hall of fame is about what a guy did on the field

Rogersworthe: I think I may disagree with you since it’s murder. I think that murder or rape sort of trumps the “on the field” argument.

Jimmy: well you are stupid!

Needless to say, Jimmy and I are no longer on speaking terms due to his assault on my honor and intellect. But regardless, it’s an interesting conversation to have. So, we’ll have it. Take a vote, and write a comment giving us your thoughts below:

If Marvin Harrison is convicted of murder, should he still go to the Hall of Fame?

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How much credit should a position coach get for good play?

January 27th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 5 Comments | Filed in Tennessee Titans

None. An Orangutan could coach Chris Johnson to 2,000 yards.

Ernest Byner firing and Pola hiring influences absolutely nothing.

Ernest Byner gets credit for this? BULLSHIT ALERT!

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Jeff Fisher: Man of comedic genius

January 26th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 4 Comments | Filed in Tennessee Titans

I really enjoy the comedic stylings of Jeff Fisher. I also am saying that with no sarcasm. He is a very funny guy. However, I already know that the rest of Titans Nation will shout cries of “TRAITOR!!” and “RAGGAMUFFIN!!!” over this video where he makes his Super Bowl pick.

And the countdown to Titans fans ridiculously myopic outrage in 3… 2… 1…

Jeff Fisher is WAY funnier than anybody on Home Improvement

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It’s official: Marvin Harrison is a murderer

January 26th, 2010 by Rogersworthe | 3 Comments | Filed in Indianapolis Colts

Despite the complete naive ignorance of the worst ambassador for Colts fans EVER, it turns out the most noted columnist from Indianapolis sees Marvin Harrison for what he is: a cold-blooded murderer (and probably a communist). Listen below:

That’s right. Bob Kravitz thinks Marvin Harrison is a murderer.

Marvin Harrison: Murderer and Hater of Freedom

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All Your CJ2k Are Belong To Us

January 26th, 2010 by Spizz | 1 Comment | Filed in Photoshop, Phun With Photoshop

This is what happens when I start read comixed.com as much (if not more than) ESPN.com or MusicCityMiracles.com.

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I Remember Exactly Where I Was…

January 25th, 2010 by Spizz | 2 Comments | Filed in Phun With Photoshop, Playoffs, Random Thoughts

…when Brett Favre ended his career with a game-losing interception way back in naught-ten.

It was a classic battle between good and evil, as the kind-hearted Saints of the impoverished and hurricane ravaged town of New Orleans made war with the remorseless Nordic souls of Minnesota, who called themselves Vikings. Of these wretched and foul pillagers, one stood out as a dark power among lesser villains. He called himself Brett Favre.

This man had a powerfully rank aura that followed his shriveled, elderly flesh as he traveled from town to town, leaving nothing but ashes, despair, and crushed Super Bowl aspirations in his wake. But while most were repelled by his disregard for human spirit and violation of the souls of many men, others, such as Peter the Fat, turned a blind eye to his path of destruction so that they might bask in his odorous waves of putridity.

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