I love football.
Especially when the Titans completely own the Texans on Monday Night Football. What a game. In part of VYVW part 4, I’m going to give Vince Young a special shout out right here. I’m sorry Vince. I didn’t believe. Hadn’t for a year and a half. But you’ve grown up sir. It takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong, and today I am that man. I have been wrong about you so far. Keep up the good work, and a special post is going your way. From me. Free of charge.
Onwards and upwards to everything that is fantasy. Greg Jennings rose from the dead this past weekend to put up 18 points of sheer hotness. Still doesn’t make up for a season of shit so far, but he’s been bumped down a tiny bit on the Revenge List. And if anyone would have told me that Ricky Williams would’ve been a top 5 fantasy back this year, I would’ve laughed and said “bitch, you crazy.” But he is. And he’s looking good whilst doing it. But now the time has come to talk of bigger things. So buckle up this week, cause we’re in for a wild, wild ride.
Hotties:
- Chris Johnson: Is there a hotter player in the league right now? The answer is no. Against Houston he had a “bad” game, and he had 151 yards rushing. The Cardinals have a good run D, but nothing is stopping CJ from being productive right now. Not even my relentless stalking.
- Ricky Williams: I could’ve sworn that his stats last week were a blast from the past brought here by a Delorean. Turns out I was wrong. Ricky is a good back, top 5 in the league as of right now. Think the Bills are going to stop him? Yeah. Thought so too.
- Rashard Mendenhall: Why do people think that Baltimore has a good defense? Why? This isn’t 8 years ago. They’ve been run over all year. Mendenhall looks quite good looking to me this week.
- Aaron Rodgers: Anyone playing the Browns and Lions are going to have HUGE stats. Huge.
- Vince Young: I could kiss you. Four games in a row, and you’ve looked solid doing so. I have new found confidence in myself, thanks to you. Keep it going tiger.
- Carson Palmer: Did anyone watch the Lions-Browns game last week? The Browns have a terrible, terrible defense. If you let Matthew Stafford throw all over you, what do you think Palmer is going to do? Hottie.
- Larry Fitzgerald: Nick Harper is going to be the death of me.
- Greg Jennings: Dare I say it? He’s had one of the most disappointing seasons out of any receiver in the league. This is the true test. If you do not put up numbers this week against the Lions, than your name shall be stricken from the record.
He's looking a little like the future right now
Defensive Hotties:
- James Harrison: He’s only getting better every week. I have a strong dislike for the Steelers, but Harrison is one damn good player.
- D.J. Williams: Always a solid IDP option. Even though Denver is imploding, good ole D.J. is still putting up stats. To quote Lil Wayne, ” Say go D.J., that’s my D.J.” Oh yeah.
- Patrick Willis: Best Defensive player in the league. Hands down.
Fuglies:
- Brandon Jacobs: Always thought he was overrated, and man I hate the Giants.
- Matt Forte: Just saw he plays the Vikings this weekend. He’s already put up bad stats, and they’re only going to get worse.
- Ray Rice: Is still going to have a nice game. But the Steelers have a knack for eliminating the running game. I’d look for him to catch out of the backfield well, but not going to have great numbers on the ground.
- Eli Manning: Once again, I hate the Giants.
- Kurt Warner: Me and the Titans, we’re going to fuck you up man. Tony Brown is going to send you to Publix to bag his groceries.
- Jay Cutler: Brett Favre Jr. Guy throws more picks than anyone. Keep representing Vandy tool.
- Brandon Marshall: Physical proof that football is only fun when you win. And that he’s only a team player when the Bronco’s are winning. And what are the Bronco’s not doing right now? Winning.
- Hines Ward: Said it before, and I’ll say it again. Not that into Asians.
Well this sums it up for me. Good luck in all of your future fantasy endeavors and remember. Lando loves you all.
Tags: Chris Johnson is amazing, Greg Jennings is a tool, Lando is awesome, Matt Forte sucks, Vince Young is sexy
