Well, we play the Texans this week again. As Lando mentioned the other day, their season is due for its annual collapse, which always makes me happy. It should be an especially epic one this year due to the fact that they’ve been kind of good. I love the holidays.
Anyways, we’ve already dedicated a post to mocking this team once, this year, so I’ll keep this one kind of brief with a link to the original at the end.
- Remember last year when we both had badass rookie running backs? Ours is still starting. Stats: Chris Johnson-1,091 yards, 8 TDs; Steve Slaton- 359 yards, 3 TDs. I think a “boo yah” is in order.
CJ doing what he does best: hugging friends.
- Aside from stealing your football team, we also stole your local hero Vince Young. Apparently he’s kind of good.
- Your logo (the bull) is the only NFL mascot that is bred to be killed and eaten (with the possible exception of Dolphins in Japan and Broncos in this rough economy).
- Dude, bro, this shirt is fuckin’ sick! Can’t wait to cut off the sleeves to show off the guns.
- Cortland Finnegan will eat your children. Won’t even think twice.
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Tags: houston sucks, matt schaub is a bitch, steve slaton has AIDSarrhea, texans suck
