Ah, the Jaguars. The team that makes the AFC South a little easier to play in. Of course, my confidence is a little shot since we keep losing games after I write these bash posts, but hey, at least this time it’s the Jags.
Let the hate begin!
- Name three things you know about Jacksonville in 30 seconds. Ready, Set… GO! (tick-tick-tick) Time’s up! Yeah, I couldn’t think of any either. Is this town known for anything other than their mediocre football team?
- David Garrard has reached a level of super-stardom reserved for a very select few: he endorses Zaxby’s. After reading through a list of about 50 other Zaxby’s spokespeople, he is one of only three whose names I recognize (the other two being Evander Holyfield and the esteemed Fred Willard). Maybe he’d be better at quarterback if he laid off the delicious chicken sandwiches.
- Sweet tarps. The Jaguars are facing the possibility of having EVERY GAME blacked out this year.
I guess having two huge Jaguars in the crowd is better than 200 more fans.
They were 10,000-15,000 seats away from selling out their season opener. Oh well, at least they still have this guy.
Go Jacs!
- What’s with your wide receivers and cocaine? I think the only snow in Jacksonville resides in Matt Jones and Jimmy Smith’s nasal cavities.
- The Jaguar on your helmet looks like it just blew a smurf.
- Remember 1999? You had the best record in the NFL, going 14-2. Both regular season losses were to the Titans. Then the postseason rolls around. The Titans overcome a 14 point deficit in the AFC championship game (at Jacksonville, mind you) and win 33-14 to go to the Super Bowl. So we single-handedly kept you from being the first team to go 16-0 AND kept you from going to your first Super Bowl. Not too shabby.
- Jack Del Rio’s leather jacket makes him look like the kind of guy that fucks mid-50s ex-groupies in the parking lot after shows on the Van Halen reunion tour.
You're almost as big of a pussy as Kurt Cobain!
- Maurice Jones-Drew is a very good running back. That I will concede. But he’s still an ewok as far as I’m concerned.
Tags: David Garrard, Delicious chicken sandwiches, Evander Holyfield, Jacksonville Jaguars, jacksonville sucks, Maurice Jones-Drew, NFL Week 4, strange fashion trends of nfl coaches, teams that can't fill their stadiums, the esteemed Fred Willard, Zaxby's
The Titans are a very bad football team, maybe they should be bashed
If you want the Titans to be bashed, go to a Jacksonville blog, not a Titans blog, dipshit.
do you know how many titans Jacksonville has killed this year? 2