I was a bit discouraged when I started writing this bash post. I mean, we are 0-2, yet to win a game. Seemingly, this would make it harder for me to mock other teams. But then I remembered something: opponent bashing isn’t about winning or losing. It’s not about how many points we score, how many turnovers we have, or how many touchdowns Nick Harper gives up. It’s just about hate. Pure, unfounded, irrational, and unjustifiable hate for the teams that the Titans play every single week. So sit back and soak in the hate my friends. Win or lose, it’s the one thing we’ll always have.
So, why do the New York Jets suck, you ask?
- They play at Giants Stadium. How humiliating is that? Their “home” field is named after the better and more popular team that they have to share it with. The damn seats are Giants blue, and the walls are bright red. I think half the attendees of Jets games are just lost or confused Giants fans.
- Yeah, Mark Sanchez is kind of good so far, but have you seen his face? Holey moley! It’s like a constellation made of birth marks. GQ even had to Photoshop them out, which is funny in and of itself.
Where'd they go?!? GQ can't cover up the truth.
- Their uniforms are really, really ugly. The grayest shade of sewer sludge green without even a second color to complement it. Carolina is probably the only team to even give them a run for their money in the ugly unis department.
Two special videos and lots more hatred after the jump.
- The Jets don’t even play in New York, they’re just too embarrassed to admit that they’re from New Jersey, the state where Christopher Columbus first took a dump upon discovering the new world.
- This video accurately depicts how bad ass your team is:
- Bonus video: one more great moment in this proud franchise’s history, that inspired the second greatest sports blog of all time (after this one, of course).
Tags: giants stadium, hatred, jets suck, jose namath, mark sanchez moles, NFL Week 3, Titans, ugly uniforms
hahaha it's like an upside down big dipper on his left cheek.
im gonna be there tomorrow. you guys see somebody fightin in an Earl Campbell Jersey. Send help. Well be 16 rows back titans sideline. Have fun tomorrow gents.
Hahaha… Suck It!!!