It’s time for the first regular season opponent bash post, where I write down all of the reasons I can think of that the team the Titans play this week sucks. This week we’ve got an easy one: the team that we soundly beat last year a few weeks before they almost lost the Super Bowl to an abomination of a playoff team. Ladies and gentlemen, the Shittsburgh Steelers.
- Why the hell are the Steelers so popular? Pittsburgh isn’t even that big of a city, ranking 60th largest in the U.S. by population (just below Aurora, Colorado). A team like the Patriots I can understand, since they get like seven states, but Pittsburgh? Come on. Nashville ranks 25th but still gets no love from the media.
- Your stadium is named after ketchup. And from what I’ve seen, the field is covered with a fresh layer of relish before every game.
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- Remember Big Ben’s motorcycle wreck? Steelers fans are unbelievably lucky that their shit-for-brains quarterback didn’t get his head smashed by a car windshield and have watch every remaining Steelers game at Steven Hawking’s house (side note: he could have then become the world’s first robo-voice NFL commentator, which would have been awesome) . Why the fuck would any multi-millionaire ride a motorcycle without a helmet?! To look cool and pick up chicks? You’re the starting quarterback of the reigning Super Bowl Champions! Gah! The fact that someone that stupid can be so rich and famous makes me seriously reconsider the meaning of life.
- Steelers fans have to be the most obese demographic in the NFL. Take a second. Think of every Steelers fan you know. Are at least half of them at least 40 pounds overweight? I knew it! This is probably why twice as many Taco Bell commercials are played during Steelers games. You fatties are making me sit through Taco Bell commercials! They’re the worst commercials of all! To prove my point, simply observe the first four pictures to come up when you Google Image search “steelers fan”.
- I’ve said it before: your mascot looks like an abusive step-father.
Plenty more hate and a Terrible Towel on fire after the jump.
You think you're better than me, kid?
Kicking a field goal on this stuff is almost as bad as eating it.
- I love how high and mighty Steelers fans got about the Terrible Towel “incident” last year. Apparently, the proceeds from Terrible Towel sales go to a school for the mentally and physically handicapped, and Keith Bulluck was symbolically stomping all over the children with autism and cystic fibrosis, according to the Steelers Nation. Well, by my logic, the destruction of a Terrible Towel means that that towel’s original owner is going to have to go out and buy another one, thus earning more money for that school. So really, Bulluck and LenDale’s towel stomping raised not only the spirits of Titans fans everywhere, but also money for the disabled.
A beautiful sight.
- Troy Polamalu has dandruff.
Tags: burning terrible towels, nfl kickoff, reasons to hate Pittsburgh, relish, steelers, steely mcbeam, Titans, why are steelers fans so fat?
Spizz, don't even go after Troy P. Just don't. We Orthodox don't have enough pro players to love; don't be dissing on this one.
He does have dandruff. It's a fact.
Plus we have Jeff George.
I think you just proved my point…
The towel is NOT BURNING!! This is down right Biblical.
HAHA This post is hilarious! You have proved to everybody unfortunate enough to have read this that you are a complete idiot. NO one with any amount of common sense would trash a franchise with 6 championships. How many does your reject-infested team sport? Yeah, thats what I thought. Only an ignorant, arrogant individual would trash the DEFENDING CHAMPS when you open with them AT THEIR FIELD. I hope that 6-burgh gives your piece of shit team what they have coming
As a Steelers fan I dont take your post to heart because you are an idiot! Speaking like a true Titans fan with no class what so ever..just remember the number 6 when you think of the Steelers because the Titans will NEVER have that so bash away if that makes you feel better for the lack of talent your football team has.
As a Steelers fan, I really only have one thing to say. This guy is just a FOOL!
Holy crap, you Steelers fans are retarded. YOU CAN'T BASH US!!! WE HAVE 6 SUPER BOWLS!!!!
Oh save it. You beat the worst Super Bowl team ever, won #5 with the help of the refs and then won 4 Super Bowls in the 70s with all your players hyped up on Bull Semen and cattle steroids. Good job for cheating your way to 5 and beating the ARIZONA CARDINALS for one. Respect is given.
And who did you beat in the playoffs? Oh wait, you lost to the Ravens who we beat 3 TIMES last year. Just another whiny hater.
I’m a Steeler fan and I thought this was pretty funny. I think that really is pickle relish poored over dirt….haha. Can’t understand why they can’t get the turf right. Truth is the Titans are pretty darn good and they were always hard to beat back in the McNair days. A tough, physical team. But having said that, they don’t stand a chance this week against the Steel at home.
And the Titans fan base, well hell they are all related! We are talking Tennessee here… There is probably not enough teeth for a full set in the entire crowd…
Come on and get your ass whoopin so we can send you back home.
We beat you last year. So if you wanna go by who beat who, WE beat YOU. Badly.
I'm sure that made you feel better when you were watching the steelers win the superbowl.
Yeah it did. I thought "Most undeserving Super Bowl Champions ever? Easily."
Yea i'm sure you can put that on a t-shirt and wear it proudly." We may not have won the Superbowl, but we beat the team that did. And the didn't deserve to win it anyway. " …………….Moron, go brush your tooth.
You are correct, we lost to the Titans last year, but then went on to win the superbowl. I dunno though, i couldn't enjoy it because we lost to the Titans in the regular season. It just bothered me so much. Oh wait, the Steelers won when it mattered most, unlike the Titans.
This guy is rediculous. None of his points even have anything to do with the actual playing of the game. In all honesty, there is not much you can criticize about the Steelers. Just a bunch of ranting and raving… Like a sore loser. We have die hard fans across the globe for a reason. We don't throw Brady bombs and sensationalize. We play smashmouth football and get the job DONE. Just like we will today. The Steelers organization and the team itself is a class act. As upstanding an org. as you will find. Ignorance is bliss, but you won't have that excuse later tonight. GO STEELERS!!
You don't understand the point of a joke, do you? They address the actual playing of the game here: http://tracsposse.com/?p=873
Look around before you begin preaching the virtues of your "upstanding" organization.
we got 6 superbowl rings what do yinzs got a 40 year old alcoholic for a qb
And you've got a moron who boffs ugly, crazy chicks and slams his head on windshields for fun.
yea, but he's got two rings.
You are disgusting and should be ashamed of yourself! I am sorry that your STEELERS ENVY has made you so full of hate.
Get a life, Christina.
Gettin a little nervous in pssburgh cant be happy about SB ring after losin 2 in a row to Titans
First and foremost, The Steelers get so much love because they are, were, and always will be a great football team. Proven last night 13-10. Secondly, when your Titans come off their roids and realize that they play in Nashville, Tennessee they drive off somewhere to shoot themselves. Steelers don't think about shooting themselves until after they leave the team, a.k.a. Plax. 3rd, I do think you were on to something, destroying the towels is a good source of second income, since there is no chance for post-season bonuses and they're all half-a-tard anyway. Win a Superbowl…then talk shit. After all you're still just the Houston SOilers!
I read this prior to the game and wanted to make sure I came back after ward to make sure that the writer of this article knew who won the game.
Sir, the Steelers won the game. You can talk all that trash you want, but the Titans fell to the steelers last night.
The titans simply laid down to the steelers. THere was about a minute left in the fourth quarter and instead of trying to drive up the field like they’ve got some balls, they simply run a play that involves old balls Kerry Collins jumping into a pile.
If that was the Steelers, they would have went for the win in that moment.
Eat it, sir.. Eat it.