So everybody knows that when a Columnist trots out a “5 things we know” column, that he is mailing it in. BIG TIME. So, I thought, if people who get paid, and usually paid well, for this, why can’t I mail it in as well? So here it is. After 5 preseason games we know 5 things. Here they are:
- Jeff Fisher called a fake punt on National TV.
- Vince Young can hit a fade route if you let him try it twice.
- Nate Washington definitely has a roster spot.
- A punt can hit the Cowboys Scoreboard.
- We have a new Defensive Coordinator.
These 5 things confirm many of the rumors heard in the offseason like the Nate Washington signing and a new Defensive Coordinator AND present startling new information, like a punt hitting the Cowboys scoreboard.
And I believe these 5 things are about all you can take away from the preseason. No more, no less. Nowhere else can you find such hard hitting analysis. I am driving to Iowa and will be there for the next 3 days, so if I haven’t committed suicide, I will see you on Tuesday. If I do commit suicide, this blog will be carried on by the 3 other writers, except every post will be about me and how great I was.
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Tags: Dallas Cowboys, Jeff Fisher, Nate Washington, Scoreboard, Tennessee Titans, Vince Young, Weekend Poll

Yeah…i guess the fade route TD that he threw to Paul Williams in the first preseason game was his second try…NOT