Is “Smash and Dash” officially a thing of the past? Chris Johnson says so. And not in an actually-relevant-to-football kind of way. Johnson is apparently just trying to distance himself from the White in order to move on to greener nickname pastures.
So if CJ is now “Every Coach’s Dream” (which I like, by the way– it’s so much catchier, nice and succinct, too), who is LenDale going to partner up with now? Here are a few of our suggestions.
Smash and Ash. The one problem? There's no way he would fit in a Pokéball.
- Smash and ‘Stache, Jeff Fisher
- Smash and White Trash, Kerry Collins
- Smash and Stash, T-Rac
- Smash and Car Crash, Albert Haynesworth
- Smash and Straight Cash, Randy Moss
- Smash and Bangladesh, T.J. Houshmandzadeh
- Smash and Pile of Trash, The City of Baltimore
- Smash and Splash/Hash/Media Backlash, Michael Phelps
- Smash and Cache, Bill Gates
- Smash and Flash, Britney Spears
- Smash and Panache, The Dos Equis Man
Smash and M.A.S.H.
Tags: Albert Haynesworth, awesome nicknames, Chris Johnson, Jeff Fisher, Kerry Collins, lendale white, smashing and dashing, T-Rac
I like Smash and ‘Stache. LAWL.
Smash and Flash, Mike Singletary
@ Pete:
Dude, nice one. High Five.