Hello, fans of T-Rac. Welcome to the first T-Rac’s Posse Mailbag Extravaganza. We definitely got some interesting emails to go with. Let’s get this show started:
Hi, guys (or girls, not really sure what you are). I have a question. T-Rac is the BEST!!!1!
~Todd, Maryville, TN
…..Uh…Todd…. That’s not really a question… but yes. T-Rac is the best mascot in the world, even better than “Willie” the dry-humping shark mascot of a Colombia (the country) junior soccer team. If you disagree, please check our Mascot Power Rankings. It’s all the proof you’ll need.
I checked out you’re stupid Wide Receiver rankings. There is no way you did any research on those!! First off, you didn’t include ANY Oilers. How could you forget WHERE WE COME FROM!!! Do you really think that we just popped up in Tennessee out of now here? Also how can Eddie Berlin make the list? Do some research, man….
Randy, Birmingham, AL
Wow, Randy. you really bring up some points. Well, first off, I didn’t include any Oilers because in the section of “rules” I specifically state that I am only counting Titans in this history, which means players that played in Nashville. I do this because I didn’t give a fuck about the Oilers when they were in Houston. I have no ties there, never have, probably never will. I have no issues with Houston, but I don’t care about the Oilers. When they came to Nashville and changed their name I had a reason to like them. I live here and I like football. But that doesn’t mean I have to pretend to care about the years before they arrived. My fanhood is not retroactive.
There, now that we covered that, on to your last sentence of telling me to do research: NO. If you want research, go to Football Outsiders. T-Rac isn’t about research, and as a member of his posse, I am not about research. T-Rac is about doing whatever you want when you want. That’s why he’s never done a game sober and ended a players career by running over his knee in his cart. Summarily, I make my rankings completely arbitrarily and based off of what pops into my head. I hold grudges, I put people too high because I like them. I knock a guy too low because he can’t get a damn fucking yard and doesn’t have the sense to purposefully fumble when he knows he won’t make it in.
T-Rac,
Did you nail that cheerleader in the picture?
Stan, Nashville, TN
For those of you curious, here is a link to the picture. And Stan, I just texted T-Rac to find out his answer. His response was “Sry, bit crunked out. Ummm…shit. Ya, probly. I nailed so many tho, itz hard to remember…”
So, there you go, Stan. There is your answer. The historical accuracy of that answer is severely under question though. As a member of his posse, I must admit that T-Rac lies A LOT and also doesn’t ever remember anything due to his severe alcoholism and substance abuse. He also eats some weird stuff out of trash cans. Makes him loopy at times.
T-Rac,
Do you beleive in God?
~Ned, Springfield
T-Rac’s text answer: “Yes. Evolution is a crock of shit.” Well, that was blunt…. but oh so true. Fuck Darwin.
We have time for one more email…
Where do you see the Titans finishing this year?
Nabir, Memphis, TN
Well, Nabir, I don’t wanna give too much away as we will be covering this in extreme detail leading up to the season (and I also revealed some of it in our inaugural T-Rac’s Posse Podcast) but honestly, I see the Titans finishing with a worse record than last year but being a better, more complete team. I don’t really see where all our question marks are. I don’t even see QB as a question mark. We know what we got and what we can do there. I expect to see more big plays in the passing game with Nate Washington working opposite Gage (instead of McSuckins), and I expect for our defense to be just as good. But we have a harder schedule and the division has the potential to be much better. We also caught a lot of teams at their low point last year, we can’t expect to do that again.
Thank you for joining us in the first T-Rac’s Posse Mailbag. If you wish to be a part of our mailbag feature, please email us your questions and thoughts to tracsposse@gmail.com.
Tags: Booze, Cheerleaders, Eddie Berlin, Justin Gage, mailbag, Nate Washington, Retarded Wide Receivers, T-Rac, Tennessee Titans
