It’s a glorious day in the NFL off-season. And by that I mean that things are actually happening.
>>>Bob Sanders isn’t practicing with the team. Anthony Gonzalez has injured his leg. Joseph Addai had knee surgery. Adam Vinatieri had hip surgery. Yep, the Colts just continue to tighten their stranglehold on the AFC South.
>>>Jeff Fisher will be travelling to the Persian Gulf later this month, presumably to present the moustache concept to the Muslim world.
>>>“Total Titans” make their picks for the Tennessee’s 2009 break-out players, with Vincent Fuller topping the list? The situation certainly plays to his advantage, with a few key players around him leaving and aging, but we’ll still have to see if Fuller has what it takes to hang with the best. Jason Jones, Lavelle Hawkins, William Hayes, and Nate Washington round out the list.
>>>Jerry Jones is considering bringing back Pacman Jones, probably only because they’re related.
Real direct quote from Jones: “”Would you beat me up too bad if I brought back Adam?”
“Yes. I would gauge out your eyes with a screwdriver and skullfuck your carcass,” replied lil’ ol’ Wade Phillips.
“You won’t like me when I’m pouty.”>>>And last but not least, Brett Favre apparently had surgery recently to repair his passing shoulder, thus rendering the following real ESPN headlines hilarious:
“Source: Favre surgery not imminent after all”
“Vikings coach Childress: Favre remains retired”
“Agent reiterates QB Favre remains retired”
So it looks like Brett will get a chance to lose one last playoff game and destroy the hopes of the nation’s most God-forsaken state along the way. Hooray.
Tags: colts injuries, Jeff Fisher, jerry jones, pacman jones, Tennessee Titans
don't mess with wade phillips, he'll murder you.
highly unlikely.