Thanks to an article by The National Football post, we now have more insight into how frickin’ ridiculous Chad Ocho Cinco really is. He admitted to “not lift(ing) one weight… run(ning) one route…,” and said in grammatical perfection, ”I didn’t do nothing.” �
So I decided to compile a little list of things just as absurd and ridiculous as a professional athlete not preparing in the least bit for his job.
- A supermarket in which nothing is in stock
- Tiramisu without the booze
- A wedding without booze
- Sex without booze
- A woman with no woman parts
- A Baptist minister who has never read the Bible
- A coffee shop with coffee… but no beans.
- A Mexican restaurant with no beans
- Safe sex without protection
- Unsafe sex with protection
- A newspaper that doesn’t use ink, news, or paper
- A novelist who writes a book without the alphabet
- A house framer without a hammer, or nails
- Being a truck driver that doesn’t use gas
- Using a gas grill without gas or charcoal
- Conducting an orchestra without a baton while listening to Snoop Dogg
- Snoop Dog or 50 Cent conducting Beethoven’s Ninth (this makes me die inside)
- An orchestra playing anything by Snoop Dog
- A football commentator who knows literally nothing about football
- A fortune 500 executive that doesn’t have meetings, except with his concubine.
- A president that knows how to become a president, just not be a president
Be prepared to do the job you have. Right guys and girls? I wish we could all get paid millions of dollars to be on national TV and not prepare for our job.
